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I'd like to introduce you to....

Post by 5Jeffro7 » 07 Apr 2010, 21:06

I want to introduce you to a hypothetical man named John Smith. John Smith is a private citizen. That means that he is not hampered by political directives or policies at federal, state or local levels. But John thinks he is "just a civilian". John has sought mediocrity his entire life. John was bred to be mediocre from the time he was enrolled in first grade. It is what he was trained for since birth....don't make waves...be a nice guy...you can't do this...you can't do that...do as you are told and be a good mediocre civilian citizen.

Then John realized he'd better buy a pistol and carry it because his neighbor was robbed, beaten, raped or brutalized, and the police did not come in time for anything but the report. Being a father and a husband, he did have a glimmering of the understanding of responsability.

So he went to the local gunstore and allowed the patronizing oversized cigar-smoking salesman to talk him into buying a double action only Smith and Wesson because it had several safeties and a real heavy and long trigger pull. "It is great for a mediocrity-seeking civilian like you John", announced the salesman as he wiped doughnut juice on his dingy Local Police Revolver Club t-shirt.

John asked about the Glocks and XDs and M&Ps that looked so modern and cool, and about how many bullets the clip held.

"Oh no...those are for professionals son....you are a civilian...you don't need anything like that. And why do you need more than seven rounds son. You're not gonna go commando on us are you?".

Being a mediocrity seeker, and not wanting to be guilty of the sin of arguing, John blushed and chuckled nervously. He bought the Smith and Wesson and went home. He did go to a free handgun clinic at the local range taught by an ex-security guard after he passed his CCW class. But all the guy talked about was how he would get sued if he ever shot anyone so not to shoot anyone. John went to that range a couple of times and shot one round per second like a good mediocre citizen.

Someone told him about more comprehensive classes teaching gunfighting, but John laughed nervously again. Shaking his head he told himself, I am not a gunfighter...I am just a civilian...what do I need to do with gunfighting?" He was a civilian and did not need to go to one of those "commando schools", or learn how to kill like that crazy ad said. He didn't like carrying a gun in the first place and was beginning to convince himself to just leave it at home. That is what his wife would want even though she had allowed him to buy the gun in the first place.

So John went on with his life doing his best to avoid bad things, bad places and bad people. But one day, as much as he tried, as much as anyone tries, trouble came to him. He found himself at church when some crazy terrorist decided today was going to be Judgement Day. After shooting the pastor in the head, he began shooting people in the crowd. The congregation was also full of mediocrity seekers, and those that did not get shot outright, ran away like properly conditioned civilians are trained to do.

But John was torn about running with the rest of the herd, or fighting. He drew his pistol and tried to aim it but it felt strange in his hands....after all civilians did not need to train like Delta Force so John had spent his free time playing tennis and watching television instead. He wondered if he was ready to do what he was thinking of doing. At that moment a round from the terrorist caught his frozen wife right in the face and dropped her dead at his feet. As he turned open-mouthed, to see her die, three rounds hit him in the chest, two piercing his heart.....and the last thought that he had before he faded into blissfull unconscious death was,

"......but I am just a civilian".

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Post by blueorison » 07 Apr 2010, 21:53

Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity.
The shooter will always matter more than the gear ever will.
Stop relying on others to do the work for you.
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Re: I'd like to introduce you to....

Post by DAUG » 08 Apr 2010, 05:55

What's this, Jeffro? . . . a call to arms??? To take training more seriously!?!?! . . . or a self-evaluation on our mediocrity!?!?!

Good food for thought, hmmmm.
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Post by Rapier1772 » 08 Apr 2010, 16:28

DAUG wrote:What's this, Jeffro? . . . a call to arms??? To take training more seriously!?!?! . . . or a self-evaluation on our mediocrity!?!?!

Good food for thought, hmmmm.
My vote - a self-evaluation on our mediocrity. Well, not ours in particular but society's in general
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Post by Mister Freeze » 08 Apr 2010, 19:02

didn't he help start a religion?

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Re: I'd like to introduce you to....

Post by ynoty3k » 09 Apr 2010, 10:11

Jeffro, you write this story?

what glock, xd or s&w uses a clip? :p

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Re: I'd like to introduce you to....

Post by Hebs » 09 Apr 2010, 11:40

Wait... Did John get permission from the Church to conceal carry his pistol into the church?? Or was he a rebel?

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