Public Statement

wetwrks · Post by **wetwrks** » 04 Nov 2010, 21:11

Ever since the media picked up the story that my dog is a little less than friendly, my phone won't stop ringing. I'm therefore forced to make thispublic statement:

Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog. I admit he mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall, 6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their butt-cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners and a Pakistani taxi driver.

So for the last time.......

THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

03clyde · Post by **03clyde** » 06 Nov 2010, 10:07

Good one!

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 06 Nov 2010, 10:29

Not sure I advocate the mauling of anyone unless they are doing something wrong, but I get the joke if you're aim was satire.

Kerberos · Post by **Kerberos** » 06 Nov 2010, 10:31

flyingirish04 wrote:Not sure I advocate the mauling of anyone unless they are doing something wrong, but I get the joke if you're aim was satire.

:facepalm:

Way to take something funny and make it serious.

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 06 Nov 2010, 10:49

This is a public forum. A gun forum at that. Get why I made it semi-serious yet???

That being said, when I heard this joke 8 years ago, I did laugh. :thumb:

Post by **f3rr37** » 06 Nov 2010, 11:45

flyingirish04 wrote:This is a public forum. A gun forum at that. Get why I made it semi-serious yet??

My thoughts exactly.

SHEEPDOG · Post by **SHEEPDOG** » 06 Nov 2010, 21:43

Political correctness rules. :puke:

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