Appropriate humor v2.0

Prepper · Post by **Prepper** » 20 May 2011, 12:53

DON'T DON'T DON'T DO THIS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_gRmHekdck

:facepalm:

Originally, I posted this for the Ganglionic Cyst post, but thought it would fit in here, too. :laugh:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 22 May 2011, 12:33

Who needs ADT? :laugh:

Couple of firefox related ones:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 23 May 2011, 19:36

How to pitch a real fast ball:

sabotteur · Post by **sabotteur** » 24 May 2011, 05:11

Looks like me back in my EQ days when they would patch the server for hours on hours....

firestorm248 · Post by **firestorm248** » 24 May 2011, 07:19

OMG I remmeber the EQ patch times...

Post by **Rapier1772** » 24 May 2011, 22:14

Watch all the way to the end - bonus slide

Post by **f3rr37** » 24 May 2011, 22:20

Rapier1772 wrote:

:laugh: That is full of #WINNING.

Post by **Cyberfly** » 25 May 2011, 10:42

Reminds me of an instructor I had in the Navy that would slip in porn slides during his presentation. Since we were all submariners and (at THAT time, anyway) females weren't allowed, it was all rather tongue in cheek, AND it definitely kept you attention.
We liked his presentations! hehehe

Llagoud · Post by **Llagoud** » 28 May 2011, 05:06

Fighting Trousers.

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 28 May 2011, 07:07

heh heh fighting trousers. His one about tea (cup of brown joy) is rather slick as well

flight of the concords is the climax of musical and lyrical talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSG ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

your welcome

Llagoud · Post by **Llagoud** » 28 May 2011, 13:23

Post by **Rapier1772** » 28 May 2011, 21:09

Oh yeah, and I would like to say thank you to the twilight fans for making trekkies look normal :lmao:

tinknocker · Post by **tinknocker** » 29 May 2011, 04:25

damm thats funny stuff

Post by **Rapier1772** » 02 Jun 2011, 16:36

Evil Advertising

Be thankful I skipped the next one <<shutter>> and finally:

For the geek on vacation. This would be awesome if it had a set time to pour & then return it upright so it could be used for a two week + vacation. Until then, its just humorous

Post by **Rapier1772** » 04 Jun 2011, 14:27

Found a new camera:

:laugh:

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 04 Jun 2011, 14:55

you go girl

Post by **Rapier1772** » 06 Jun 2011, 22:49

CenCalSplicer · Post by **CenCalSplicer** » 07 Jun 2011, 23:18

If you talk or text in the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater in Austin during a movie your ass gets thrown out. And if you call in to complain you might end up in a PSA for the theater.

Full Story:
http://beta.news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookou ... 25090.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:thumb: :thumb:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 08 Jun 2011, 01:02

:clap:

Remind me to go there if I ever get in one of those towns where they are located

Post by **Cyberfly** » 08 Jun 2011, 18:25

That would be sweet. To actually get to sit through a movie without some butthead texting or talking through the movie...
I wonder?? Do they throw out that loud woman who sits there and yells at the people on the screen, too??

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 09 Jun 2011, 06:09

I have no issue with texting if the phone is on silent. And by silent I mean you can't even hear the clicking of the keys. In that case, I think it is fine. Otherwise, throw them out.

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 09 Jun 2011, 07:23

sort of related:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 10 Jun 2011, 21:05

This would be an awesome April Fool's prank:

freelienr - y u no follow directions?? :p :laugh:

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 11 Jun 2011, 07:02

Rapier1772 wrote:
freelienr - y u no follow directions?? :p :laugh:

whenever i put it in the youtube share link in with the brackets it just displayed a grey box and wouldn't link the video

... okay i was keeping the http:// in the coding.. nope no fix-um

Post by **Rapier1772** » 11 Jun 2011, 07:36

U STILL no read directions! The link to the directions is in my sig line :p

Just go to the vid webpage, highlight & copy everything after the = sign.
Paste here between youtube brackets
In your case everything after the youtu.be/ I have no idea where you are getting youtu.be but you aren't the only one to do it :ponder:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 11 Jun 2011, 13:41

I need one of these

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 11 Jun 2011, 16:28

Rapier1772 wrote:

LOL This works on a lot of levels.

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 12 Jun 2011, 08:46

Kinda reminds me when my uncle got a hold of my cousin's cell phone when he left it at the restaurant for the fifth or so time. He went into his contacts and call each girl in there and told them that his son was having a tough time, because he just came out of the closet and told everyone he was gay. He said that he needs support right now and understanding and would appreciate if they didn't tell my cousin that my uncle was the one who had called them and let them know 'his issue'.

Bear in mind my cousin was a senior in high school, in the south at the time. It literally took my cousin months to clear everything up. To this day, he always double checks that he has his phone. :lmao:

Team Helotes · Post by **Team Helotes** » 12 Jun 2011, 12:33

flyingirish04 wrote:Kinda reminds me when my uncle got a hold of my cousin's cell phone when he left it at the restaurant for the fifth or so time. He went into his contacts and call each girl in there and told them that his son was having a tough time, because he just came out of the closet and told everyone he was gay. He said that he needs support right now and understanding and would appreciate if they didn't tell my cousin that my uncle was the one who had called them and let them know 'his issue'.

Bear in mind my cousin was a senior in high school, in the south at the time. It literally took my cousin months to clear everything up. To this day, he always double checks that he has his phone. :lmao:

That is funny and it gives me a good idea.

ynoty3k · Post by **ynoty3k** » 12 Jun 2011, 20:17

O
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Post by **f3rr37** » 12 Jun 2011, 20:23

ynoty3k wrote:

O
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My response:

Post by **Esteves** » 12 Jun 2011, 20:26

She is going to be doomed to the label "crazy cat lady." It is her destiny.

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 12 Jun 2011, 21:47

I want to get an eHarmony profile just so I can take her on a date. The date will be volunteering at a kill shelter. :lmao:

joe_r95 · Post by **joe_r95** » 13 Jun 2011, 16:25

flyingirish04 wrote:I want to get an eHarmony profile just so I can take her on a date. The date will be volunteering at a kill shelter. :lmao:

While your driving there work in the phrase "that just makes me want to strangle a kitten"

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 13 Jun 2011, 16:28

My eharmony response...

Post by **Rapier1772** » 14 Jun 2011, 13:05

Prepper · Post by **Prepper** » 14 Jun 2011, 20:02

ynoty3k wrote:

O
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F
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World Peace :lmao:

Post by **Esteves** » 14 Jun 2011, 21:45

Post by **Rapier1772** » 16 Jun 2011, 14:28

Post by **Rapier1772** » 16 Jun 2011, 16:52

This is kinda cool, interactive spider. Can't figure out how to post it though so here's the link.
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 16 Jun 2011, 17:23

I love the lion one. Freekin hilarious.

CenCalSplicer · Post by **CenCalSplicer** » 16 Jun 2011, 20:14

ynoty3k wrote:

O
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F
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Who doesn't like pussy............cats?

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 16 Jun 2011, 21:39

http://www.27bslash6.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **f3rr37** » 16 Jun 2011, 21:47

MrSlippyFist wrote:http://www.27bslash6.com

:lmao:
http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 16 Jun 2011, 22:01

IS THIS FLIPPING COMEDY GOLD OR WHAT?

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 16 Jun 2011, 22:29

http://www.27bslash6.com/5pm.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 16 Jun 2011, 22:33

http://www.27bslash6.com/chat.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **Esteves** » 17 Jun 2011, 06:48

MrSlippyFist wrote:IS THIS FLIPPING COMEDY GOLD OR WHAT?

For those of you who may never have seen Brazil:

Team Helotes · Post by **Team Helotes** » 17 Jun 2011, 10:02

Team Helotes · Post by **Team Helotes** » 17 Jun 2011, 10:05

Team Helotes · Post by **Team Helotes** » 17 Jun 2011, 10:07

firestorm248 · Post by **firestorm248** » 17 Jun 2011, 10:12

Team Helotes wrote:

Now that is just tragic

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 17 Jun 2011, 10:12

It is great, but I already posted some 27b/6!!! Late again guys!

:p

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 17 Jun 2011, 10:14

Whoa, careful guys, this the APPROPRIATE Humor thread. Not sure it is suitable for work anymore.

Team Helotes · Post by **Team Helotes** » 17 Jun 2011, 10:24

flyingirish04 wrote:Whoa, careful guys, this the APPROPRIATE Humor thread. Not sure it is suitable for work anymore.

Oops I fixed the post so it is work safe.

Team Helotes · Post by **Team Helotes** » 17 Jun 2011, 10:26

firestorm248 wrote:
Team Helotes wrote:
Now that is just tragic

Yes it was a sad day. Here is a photo from about a mile away.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 18 Jun 2011, 07:23

Anyone else reminded of Judge Dredd - "Eat recycled food. Its good for the environment and ok for you."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/2 ... outoffeces" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 18 Jun 2011, 08:06

Prepper · Post by **Prepper** » 18 Jun 2011, 10:53

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!

DarkWater · Post by **DarkWater** » 18 Jun 2011, 11:54

easy.. compost...fertilize grass with it...graze cattle...steak....

Post by **Rapier1772** » 18 Jun 2011, 12:58

Speed limit strictly enforced

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 19 Jun 2011, 08:46

Rapier1772 wrote:Anyone else reminded of Judge Dredd - "Eat recycled food. Its good for the environment and ok for you."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrends/2 ... outoffeces" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

star trek food synthesizer anyone?

firestorm248 · Post by **firestorm248** » 20 Jun 2011, 21:34

Post by **Cyberfly** » 21 Jun 2011, 08:52

My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the Salvation Army, sell my car, take my front door key, throw me out of the house and cut me out of your will."

Well, she didn't actually put it like that: she said, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."

Post by **Cyberfly** » 21 Jun 2011, 08:56

They sent my Census Form back

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?'

I put ...... 'Illegal immigrants, crack heads,
unemployables, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000
people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas, leftovers in Texas
from Katrina, half of Mexico, Some of the Congress, most of
the Senate and a Socialist President!'

................. Don't understand why this wasn't an acceptable answer

Prepper · Post by **Prepper** » 21 Jun 2011, 09:03

Cyberfly wrote:They sent my Census Form back

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?'

I put ...... 'Illegal immigrants, crack heads,
unemployables, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000
people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas, leftovers in Texas
from Katrina, half of Mexico, Some of the Congress, most of
the Senate and a Socialist President!'

................. Don't understand why this wasn't an acceptable answer

Slow... My came back within a week. I filled in the "race" question as a write-in; "human"

Post by **Rapier1772** » 21 Jun 2011, 18:46

Cyberfly wrote:They sent my Census Form back

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?'

I put ...... 'Illegal immigrants, crack heads,
unemployables, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000
people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas, leftovers in Texas
from Katrina, half of Mexico, Some of the Congress, most of
the Senate and a Socialist President!'

................. Don't understand why this wasn't an acceptable answer

I have never gotten a census form. But I like this - gonna try it IF I ever get one.

Mister Freeze · Post by **Mister Freeze** » 21 Jun 2011, 18:50

Cyberfly wrote:They sent my Census Form back

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?'

I put ...... 'Illegal immigrants, crack heads,
unemployables, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 80,000
people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas, leftovers in Texas
from Katrina, half of Mexico, Some of the Congress, most of
the Senate and a Socialist President!'

................. Don't understand why this wasn't an acceptable answer

I like how you're in SE OK but claim TX woes as your own. Thanks for feeling our pain!

Team Helotes · Post by **Team Helotes** » 21 Jun 2011, 19:17

San Antonio is the largest city in northern Mexico.

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 21 Jun 2011, 19:40

Team Helotes wrote:San Francisco is the largest city in northern Mexico.

FTFY

ynoty3k · Post by **ynoty3k** » 22 Jun 2011, 18:01

Post by **f3rr37** » 22 Jun 2011, 18:24

That was the most retarded thing I've seen all day.

CenCalSplicer · Post by **CenCalSplicer** » 22 Jun 2011, 19:53

f3rr37 wrote:That was the most retarded thing I've seen all day.

:agree: , but we both watched it. What does that say about us?

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 22 Jun 2011, 22:07

f3rr37 wrote:That was the most retarded thing I've seen all day.

Clearly you didn't watch the news. Between Michelle Obie safariing on the taxpayer dime in her 'homeland' and Bernake's press conference on the economy, I think you could have done much worse.

Post by **f3rr37** » 22 Jun 2011, 22:36

flyingirish04 wrote:
f3rr37 wrote:That was the most retarded thing I've seen all day.
Clearly you didn't watch the news. Between Michelle Obie safariing on the taxpayer dime in her 'homeland' and Bernake's press conference on the economy, I think you could have done much worse.

Didn't watch the news at all today.

PainKillaX · Post by **PainKillaX** » 22 Jun 2011, 23:17

I don't watch the news in general. It's either depressing, propaganda, or something that isn't newsworthy.

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 23 Jun 2011, 16:16

CenCalSplicer wrote:
f3rr37 wrote:That was the most retarded thing I've seen all day.
:agree: , but we both watched it. What does that say about us?

and i still played it for a couple seconds... then skipped ahead in hopes of something more

Post by **Cyberfly** » 23 Jun 2011, 22:57

I get the majority of 'truth in news' from Glenn Beck.
I have no idea what I'll do when he's gone...

Prepper · Post by **Prepper** » 24 Jun 2011, 02:01

Won't be gone, just on GBTV. Still have Sean Hannity, Mark Levine, and Rushbo.

Post by **panzermk2** » 24 Jun 2011, 07:23

Cyberfly wrote:I get the majority of 'truth in news' from Glenn Beck.
I have no idea what I'll do when he's gone...

Listen to his radio show on the net. This local station carries his show live.

http://www.560wind.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **Rapier1772** » 28 Jun 2011, 19:17

Post by **Rapier1772** » 02 Jul 2011, 21:57

One for Lisa:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 03 Jul 2011, 16:21

Isn't giggity a Slippy saying?

I recommend you stop it at 1:11 :laugh:

Post by **Cyberfly** » 04 Jul 2011, 00:42

But if you stop it at 1:11 you miss the meow, meow, meow, meow at the end!

CenCalSplicer · Post by **CenCalSplicer** » 04 Jul 2011, 14:05

Bwahahahahaha, thats funny and fast. More proof that we will watch anything.

Post by **Cyberfly** » 05 Jul 2011, 00:31

Kid has a future as an auctioneer, that's for sure! LOL!

Post by **Rapier1772** » 07 Jul 2011, 23:11

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 09 Jul 2011, 04:03

Post by **f3rr37** » 09 Jul 2011, 18:00

How you should really use a row machine:

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 10 Jul 2011, 04:10

Youtube has gone to the dogs...

:lmao:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 10 Jul 2011, 06:27

I like the talking kitty cat better but he's got a bit of a potty mouth :laugh:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 14 Jul 2011, 18:05

Best casual Friday ever!

One man's fail is another man's win!

Llagoud · Post by **Llagoud** » 16 Jul 2011, 05:15

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 16 Jul 2011, 09:09

:lmao:

That can apply to MN too, even if this 'compromise goes through!' Instead of tackling the deficit, we can just borrow to pay it off. Sheesh.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 20 Jul 2011, 00:17

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 20 Jul 2011, 06:55

well that's uncomfortable...

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 20 Jul 2011, 08:41

"Toilet Cam is for research purposes only."

Mister Freeze · Post by **Mister Freeze** » 23 Jul 2011, 10:17

While reading to my youngest... (the 'you' in this case is Christopher Robin)

My eldest now sports the latest FN gear:

Post by **Cyberfly** » 23 Jul 2011, 10:26

Since there was other political humor here, I thought I'd toss this out. Although to be honest, I found it more depressing than funny. Here ya go:

THANKSGIVING 2022...

"Winston, come into the dining room, it's time to eat," Julia yelled to her husband.

"In a minute, honey, it's a tie score," he answered.

Actually Winston wasn't very interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington .

Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle football for its "unseemly violence" and the "bad example it sets for the rest of the world", Winston was far less of a football fan than he used to be.

Two-hand touch wasn't nearly as exciting.

Yet it wasn't the game that Winston was uninterested in.

It was more the thought of eating another Tofu Turkey.

Even though it was the best type of VeggieMeat available after the government revised the American Anti-Obesity
Act of 2018, adding fowl to the list of federally-forbidden foods, (which already included potatoes, cranberry sauce,
and mincemeat pie), it wasn't anything like real turkey.

And ever since the government officially changed the name of "Thanksgiving Day" to "A National Day of Atonement" in
2020, to officially acknowledge the Pilgrims' historically brutal treatment of Native Americans, the holiday had lost
a lot of its luster.

Eating in the dining room was also a bit daunting.

The unearthly gleam of government-mandated fluorescent light bulbs made the Tofu Turkey look even weirder than it
actually was, and the room was always cold.

Ever since Congress passed the Power Conservation Act of 2016, mandating all thermostats - which were monitored and controlled by the electric company - be kept at 68 degrees, every room on the north side of the house was barely tolerable throughout the entire winter.

Still, it was good getting together with family.

Or at least most of the family.

Winston missed his mother, who passed on in October, when she had used up her legal allotment of life-saving
medical treatment.

He had had many heated conversations with the Regional Health Consortium, spawned when the private
insurance market finally went bankrupt, and everyone was forced into the government health care program.

And though he demanded she be kept on her treatment, it was a futile effort.

"The RHC's resources are limited," explained the government bureaucrat Winston spoke with on the
phone.

"Your mother received all the benefits to which she was entitled.---- I'm sorry for your loss."

Ed couldn't make it either.

He had forgotten to plug in his electric car last night, the only kind available after the Anti-Fossil Fuel Bill of 2021
outlawed the use of the combustion engines - for everyone but government officials.

The fifty mile round trip was about ten miles too far, and Ed didn't want to spend a frosty night on the road
somewhere between here and there.

Thankfully, Winston's brother, John, and his wife were flying in.

Winston made sure that the dining room chairs had extra cushions for the occasion.

No one complained more than John about the pain of sitting down so soon after the government-mandated
cavity searches at airports, which severely aggravated his hemorrhoids.

Ever since a terrorist successfully smuggled a cavity bomb onto a jetliner, the TSA told Americans the added
"inconvenience" was an "absolute necessity" in order to stay "one step ahead of the terrorists".

Winston's own body had grown accustomed to such probing ever since the government expanded their
scope to just about anywhere a crowd gathered, via Anti-Profiling Act of 2022.

That law made it a crime to single out any group or individual for "unequal scrutiny", even when probable
cause was involved.

Thus, cavity searches at malls, train stations, bus depots, etc., etc., had become almost routine.

Almost.

The Supreme Court is reviewing the statute, but most Americans expect a Court composed of six progressives
and three conservatives to leave the law intact.

"A living Constitution is extremely flexible," said the Court's eldest member, Elena Kagan.

"Europe has had laws like this one for years.----We should learn from their example," she added.

Winston's thoughts turned to his own children.

He got along fairly well with his 12-year-old daughter, Brittany, mostly because she ignored him.

Winston had long ago surrendered to the idea that she could text anyone at any time, even during Atonement
Dinner.

Their only real confrontation had occurred when he limited her to 50,000 texts a month, explaining that was
all he could afford.

She whined for a week, but got over it.

His 16-year-old son, Jason, was another matter altogether.

Perhaps it was the constant bombarding he got in public school that global warming, the bird flu, terrorism, or any
of a number of other calamities were "just around the corner", but Jason had developed a kind of nihilistic
attitude that ranged between simmering surliness and outright hostility.

It didn't help that Jason had reported his father to the police for smoking a cigarette in the house, an act made
criminal by the Smoking Control Statute of 2018, which outlawed smoking anywhere within 500 feet of another
human being.

Winston paid the $5,000 fine, which might have been considered excessive before the American dollar became
virtually worthless as a result of QE13.

The latest round of quantitative easing the federal government initiated was, once again, to "spur economic growth".

This time, they promised to push unemployment below its years-long rate of 18%, but Winston was not particularly
hopeful.

Yet the family had a lot for which to be thankful, Winston thought, before remembering it was a Day of Atonement.

At least, he had his memories.

He felt a twinge of sadness when he realized his children would never know what life was like in the "Good Old Days", long before government promises to make life "fair for everyone" realized their full potential.

Winston, like so many of his fellow Americans, never realized how much things could change when they didn't
happen all at once, but little by little, so people could get used to them.

He wondered what might have happened if the public had stood up while there was still time, maybe back around
2011, when all the real nonsense began.

"Maybe we wouldn't be where we are today if we'd just said 'enough is enough' when we had the chance," he
thought.

Maybe so, Winston. Maybe so.

EARS · Post by **EARS** » 23 Jul 2011, 15:00

Fly, that was scary reading.

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