Appropriate humor v2.0

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 19 Apr 2011, 21:05

those who have died will be raised with transformed bodies. And then we who are living will be transformed so that we will never die.
1 Corinthians 15:52

bring it on Kalamazoo, I'm team Z baby

Post by **Rapier1772** » 19 Apr 2011, 21:58

Ultimate passing lane

murphies_finest · Post by **murphies_finest** » 20 Apr 2011, 04:57

yay more humor

murphies_finest · Post by **murphies_finest** » 20 Apr 2011, 04:58

Here is my dirty joke.

2 white horse fell inot a puddle of mud!

Do you know what is so dirty about that?

3 came out!

Shaokhano · Post by **Shaokhano** » 20 Apr 2011, 08:34

Boner beer brewed with real Viagra.

http://www.brewdog.com/product/royal-vi ... erformance" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **Rapier1772** » 21 Apr 2011, 00:57

Post by **Rapier1772** » 21 Apr 2011, 20:19

Since everyone is picking on texas in the other thread, I thought I would post this

For those who didn't see the no smoking sign.

Post by **f3rr37** » 23 Apr 2011, 19:08

:laugh: kinda cool!

Robar · Post by **Robar** » 23 Apr 2011, 19:33

Rapier1772 wrote:Since everyone is picking on texas in the other thread, I thought I would post this

Two things:
1. That thing probably has a 350 motor if not a 454.
2. It is probably owned by a volunteer fire fighter.

Disclamer:
There is nothing wrong with being a volunteer fire fighter, but some of them drive very strange vehicles. :lmao:

Post by **panzermk2** » 23 Apr 2011, 21:35

Robar wrote:
Rapier1772 wrote:Since everyone is picking on texas in the other thread, I thought I would post this

Two things:
1. That thing probably has a 350 motor if not a 454.
2. It is probably owned by a volunteer fire fighter.

Disclamer:
There is nothing wrong with being a volunteer fire fighter, but some of them drive very strange vehicles. :lmao:

I rolled up on what I thought was a 6 car pile up. It turned out to be all the vehicles for the volunteer firefighter and they where there for a small fire pit out of control.

ynoty3k · Post by **ynoty3k** » 25 Apr 2011, 17:10

Hey chuck! They're having a sale of your favorite brand!

[img3=100]http://i.imgur.com/NWLPH.jpg[/img3]

Post by **Rapier1772** » 25 Apr 2011, 20:50

Mister Freeze · Post by **Mister Freeze** » 26 Apr 2011, 06:03

can i get it without the wording?

Armed Eye Doc · Post by **Armed Eye Doc** » 26 Apr 2011, 07:36

CenCalSplicer · Post by **CenCalSplicer** » 26 Apr 2011, 14:30

That is your brain on drugs and donuts.

Robar · Post by **Robar** » 26 Apr 2011, 15:20

CenCalSplicer wrote:That is your brain on drugs and donuts.

If it wasn't for all the donuts, he might have broke something when he hit the floor. :laugh:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 26 Apr 2011, 15:47

But because of the doughnuts, he broke the floor :laugh:

Not that my fat <profanity> should be talking (at least I am not that bad) :laugh:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 28 Apr 2011, 14:58

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 28 Apr 2011, 15:00

HAHAHAHA

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 28 Apr 2011, 16:03

Hahahahah

Post by **Rapier1772** » 28 Apr 2011, 20:04

Post by **Rapier1772** » 29 Apr 2011, 13:37

Yeah its a commercial ad & fake (according to snopes.com), that's why this is in the humor thread

Post by **Cyberfly** » 30 Apr 2011, 11:03

Too good to be a fake.
I call BS on Snopes. In the immortal words of Fox Mulder's poster, 'I WANT TO BELIEVE'...so I will.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 02 May 2011, 20:32

Wish I had found this one before the budget deal was made:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 02 May 2011, 20:35

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Post by **Rapier1772** » 04 May 2011, 10:44

Happy Star Wars Day! "May the Fourth" be with you

Looks like its time for a trip to the punitentiary
:facepalm:

Llagoud · Post by **Llagoud** » 06 May 2011, 04:31

http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/index. ... lp-myself/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:laugh:

Post by **Cyberfly** » 06 May 2011, 05:03

Wow.
Just, wow...

Post by **Rapier1772** » 06 May 2011, 07:57

At least he admits it was photoshop :laugh:

Post by **Cyberfly** » 07 May 2011, 10:28

But it was the fact that somebody actually 'liked' it. Did he photoshop it as well? I thought that was the point...

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 07 May 2011, 14:46

Team Helotes · Post by **Team Helotes** » 08 May 2011, 19:13

Saw this burger joint in Waco last week.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 08 May 2011, 22:38

She needs to learn finger discipline

Finally found a pic of that new stealth helicopter

Post by **f3rr37** » 09 May 2011, 17:52

Hey! Isn't that Wolly's vehicle? :laugh:

Post by **panzermk2** » 10 May 2011, 09:42

f3rr37 wrote:Hey! Isn't that Wolly's vehicle? :laugh:

Not any more!

ynoty3k · Post by **ynoty3k** » 10 May 2011, 10:19

hahahaha!

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 10 May 2011, 16:10

the US government today announced this it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the governments
political stance:
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense
of security while you're actually getting screwed.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 11 May 2011, 16:23

I am ashamed to say, I do this too:

What caliber is this?

Post by **panzermk2** » 11 May 2011, 20:46

Sturmtiger

Weight: 65000kg
Crew: 5 men
Engine: Maybach HL 230 P 45 / 12-cylinder / 700hp
Speed: Road: 36-40km/h
Cross-Country: 12-24km/h
Range: Road: 100-120km
Cross-Country: 60-85km
Fuel Capacity: 540 litres
Lenght: 6.28m
Width: 3.57m w/o side fenders
3.70m with side fenders
Height: 2.85m w/o the crane
3.46m with the crane
Armament: 380mm Stu M RW61 L/5.4 & 7.92mm MG34
Ammo: 380mm - 13-14 rounds
Armor (mm/angle): Front Superstructure: 150/45
Front Hull: 100/25
Side Superstructure: 80/30
Side Hull: 60/0
Rear Superstructure: 80/0
Rear Hull: 80/9
Top / Bottom Superstructure: 40-25/90
Top / Bottom Hull: 25/90

CenCalSplicer · Post by **CenCalSplicer** » 11 May 2011, 21:34

Any surprise Jay knew the answer? I'm not surprised

Post by **Rapier1772** » 11 May 2011, 21:40

Actually, that's why I posted it. There was no information where I found the pic & I was curious. Didn't know if it was just a tank missing the barrel or what.

Now for the humor part:

Post by **panzermk2** » 12 May 2011, 07:21

Nope it's a rocket propelled giant mortar shell for busting bunkers and it does it very well. They little holes around the barrel are the vents for the rocket motor gas.
Range was 4,600 to 6,000 meters and the shaped-charge round could penetrate up 2.5m (8 feet) of reinforced concrete

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 12 May 2011, 07:23

Looks like the barrel articulates up to around 75-80 degrees?

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 12 May 2011, 08:52

either way it looks awesome in a cartoony way

Post by **panzermk2** » 12 May 2011, 11:35

MrSlippyFist wrote:Looks like the barrel articulates up to around 75-80 degrees?

Main armament could be traversed by hand 10 degrees to the left and right and elevated from 0 to a maximum of 85 degrees.

In one battle one of these took out 3 Shermans with one shot.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 12 May 2011, 16:09

Jake?

Post by **f3rr37** » 12 May 2011, 17:21

:lmao:

Mister Freeze · Post by **Mister Freeze** » 13 May 2011, 07:08

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011 ... illed.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 13 May 2011, 07:30

Mister Freeze wrote:http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011 ... illed.html

Oh that is motherflipping hysterical.

Post by **Cyberfly** » 13 May 2011, 08:34

And the pages just keep going.
But my favorite comment was:"Sadly, even this victory likely won't satisfy Vader's critics -- they can't stand that he is black."

PainKillaX · Post by **PainKillaX** » 13 May 2011, 09:26

That is hilarious!

CenCalSplicer · Post by **CenCalSplicer** » 13 May 2011, 11:28

HAHAHAHAHA, good stuff.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 18 May 2011, 00:46

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 18 May 2011, 04:48

Sometimes the ad-men actually come up with a good way to grab our attention...

Post by **Rapier1772** » 18 May 2011, 06:47

jgreenberg01 wrote:Sometimes the ad-men actually come up with a good way to grab our attention...

:drool:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 20 May 2011, 03:11

There is some debate about it being true but I hope it is :laugh:

Post by **Cyberfly** » 20 May 2011, 04:55

He slipped off the curb and got hit by a passing bus...

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 20 May 2011, 05:23

:lmao:

Prepper · Post by **Prepper** » 20 May 2011, 12:53

DON'T DON'T DON'T DO THIS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_gRmHekdck

:facepalm:

Originally, I posted this for the Ganglionic Cyst post, but thought it would fit in here, too. :laugh:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 22 May 2011, 12:33

Who needs ADT? :laugh:

Couple of firefox related ones:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 23 May 2011, 19:36

How to pitch a real fast ball:

sabotteur · Post by **sabotteur** » 24 May 2011, 05:11

Looks like me back in my EQ days when they would patch the server for hours on hours....

firestorm248 · Post by **firestorm248** » 24 May 2011, 07:19

OMG I remmeber the EQ patch times...

Post by **Rapier1772** » 24 May 2011, 22:14

Watch all the way to the end - bonus slide

Post by **f3rr37** » 24 May 2011, 22:20

Rapier1772 wrote:

:laugh: That is full of #WINNING.

Post by **Cyberfly** » 25 May 2011, 10:42

Reminds me of an instructor I had in the Navy that would slip in porn slides during his presentation. Since we were all submariners and (at THAT time, anyway) females weren't allowed, it was all rather tongue in cheek, AND it definitely kept you attention.
We liked his presentations! hehehe

Llagoud · Post by **Llagoud** » 28 May 2011, 05:06

Fighting Trousers.

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 28 May 2011, 07:07

heh heh fighting trousers. His one about tea (cup of brown joy) is rather slick as well

flight of the concords is the climax of musical and lyrical talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSG ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

your welcome

Llagoud · Post by **Llagoud** » 28 May 2011, 13:23

Post by **Rapier1772** » 28 May 2011, 21:09

Oh yeah, and I would like to say thank you to the twilight fans for making trekkies look normal :lmao:

tinknocker · Post by **tinknocker** » 29 May 2011, 04:25

damm thats funny stuff

Post by **Rapier1772** » 02 Jun 2011, 16:36

Evil Advertising

Be thankful I skipped the next one <<shutter>> and finally:

For the geek on vacation. This would be awesome if it had a set time to pour & then return it upright so it could be used for a two week + vacation. Until then, its just humorous

Post by **Rapier1772** » 04 Jun 2011, 14:27

Found a new camera:

:laugh:

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 04 Jun 2011, 14:55

you go girl

Post by **Rapier1772** » 06 Jun 2011, 22:49

CenCalSplicer · Post by **CenCalSplicer** » 07 Jun 2011, 23:18

If you talk or text in the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater in Austin during a movie your ass gets thrown out. And if you call in to complain you might end up in a PSA for the theater.

Full Story:
http://beta.news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookou ... 25090.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:thumb: :thumb:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 08 Jun 2011, 01:02

:clap:

Remind me to go there if I ever get in one of those towns where they are located

Post by **Cyberfly** » 08 Jun 2011, 18:25

That would be sweet. To actually get to sit through a movie without some butthead texting or talking through the movie...
I wonder?? Do they throw out that loud woman who sits there and yells at the people on the screen, too??

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 09 Jun 2011, 06:09

I have no issue with texting if the phone is on silent. And by silent I mean you can't even hear the clicking of the keys. In that case, I think it is fine. Otherwise, throw them out.

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 09 Jun 2011, 07:23

sort of related:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 10 Jun 2011, 21:05

This would be an awesome April Fool's prank:

freelienr - y u no follow directions?? :p :laugh:

freelienr · Post by **freelienr** » 11 Jun 2011, 07:02

Rapier1772 wrote:
freelienr - y u no follow directions?? :p :laugh:

whenever i put it in the youtube share link in with the brackets it just displayed a grey box and wouldn't link the video

... okay i was keeping the http:// in the coding.. nope no fix-um

Post by **Rapier1772** » 11 Jun 2011, 07:36

U STILL no read directions! The link to the directions is in my sig line :p

Just go to the vid webpage, highlight & copy everything after the = sign.
Paste here between youtube brackets
In your case everything after the youtu.be/ I have no idea where you are getting youtu.be but you aren't the only one to do it :ponder:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 11 Jun 2011, 13:41

I need one of these

Post by **MrSlippyFist** » 11 Jun 2011, 16:28

Rapier1772 wrote:

LOL This works on a lot of levels.

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 12 Jun 2011, 08:46

Kinda reminds me when my uncle got a hold of my cousin's cell phone when he left it at the restaurant for the fifth or so time. He went into his contacts and call each girl in there and told them that his son was having a tough time, because he just came out of the closet and told everyone he was gay. He said that he needs support right now and understanding and would appreciate if they didn't tell my cousin that my uncle was the one who had called them and let them know 'his issue'.

Bear in mind my cousin was a senior in high school, in the south at the time. It literally took my cousin months to clear everything up. To this day, he always double checks that he has his phone. :lmao:

Team Helotes · Post by **Team Helotes** » 12 Jun 2011, 12:33

flyingirish04 wrote:Kinda reminds me when my uncle got a hold of my cousin's cell phone when he left it at the restaurant for the fifth or so time. He went into his contacts and call each girl in there and told them that his son was having a tough time, because he just came out of the closet and told everyone he was gay. He said that he needs support right now and understanding and would appreciate if they didn't tell my cousin that my uncle was the one who had called them and let them know 'his issue'.

Bear in mind my cousin was a senior in high school, in the south at the time. It literally took my cousin months to clear everything up. To this day, he always double checks that he has his phone. :lmao:

That is funny and it gives me a good idea.

ynoty3k · Post by **ynoty3k** » 12 Jun 2011, 20:17

O
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Post by **f3rr37** » 12 Jun 2011, 20:23

ynoty3k wrote:

O
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My response:

Post by **Esteves** » 12 Jun 2011, 20:26

She is going to be doomed to the label "crazy cat lady." It is her destiny.

flyingirish04 · Post by **flyingirish04** » 12 Jun 2011, 21:47

I want to get an eHarmony profile just so I can take her on a date. The date will be volunteering at a kill shelter. :lmao:

joe_r95 · Post by **joe_r95** » 13 Jun 2011, 16:25

flyingirish04 wrote:I want to get an eHarmony profile just so I can take her on a date. The date will be volunteering at a kill shelter. :lmao:

While your driving there work in the phrase "that just makes me want to strangle a kitten"

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 13 Jun 2011, 16:28

My eharmony response...

Post by **Rapier1772** » 14 Jun 2011, 13:05

Prepper · Post by **Prepper** » 14 Jun 2011, 20:02

ynoty3k wrote:

O
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F
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World Peace :lmao:

Post by **Esteves** » 14 Jun 2011, 21:45

Post by **Rapier1772** » 16 Jun 2011, 14:28

Post by **Rapier1772** » 16 Jun 2011, 16:52

This is kinda cool, interactive spider. Can't figure out how to post it though so here's the link.
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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