Appropriate humor v2.0

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Speaking of this kind of nonsense - I've gotten a few texts from presumably the same person (same number anyway) which could easily be dismissed as a wrong number text if it weren't for the fact they texted before. Last one was asking if it was ok to let them go back into the store when they're supposed to be on the bus.
Almost responded, "device is already set, you want casualties or close call?"
Might get into trouble with that

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In honor of Pi day:

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[panzermk2]

Nice

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[HayleyHay46]

It's actually a good haiku for a 12 year old.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSgYTV-Tks0

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(would totally do this:)

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Nice LOL

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I found this online earlier tonight:

So I sent this out to a few people on facebook, "Useless trivia (too much free time): macaroni is actually plural for macaronus (1 piece only)"
People are actually believing it One is trying to figure out how to use 'macaronus' in normal conversation

Later, another friend asked, "You ever heard of dehydrated water? Ice dehydrates in the freezer.."
Me: "The dehydrated stuff is just dihydrogen monoxide"
Friend: "What's dehydrated water look like?"
Me: "Like steam but since the process is so much slower, you can't see it with the naked eye."
I also mentioned sublimation but that was too many big words.


I'm having a good night - macaronus, dihydrogen monoxide, slow steam... Just WOW...

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[blueorison]

I like macaronus....

I've never thought about the fact that macaroni does not have a singular form...

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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WOW LOL!

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Anyone know where I can get a breaker panel decal? Would love to put it in my shower

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Personally, I think anyone who catches a fish with a taco lure should be required to have fish tacos that evening.

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Probably Jay...

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For Father's Day:

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Ash is always awesome

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Just found this gem: Adult Wednesday Addams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD5fBjKwgEQ
There are a couple of "seasons" on youtube - just short clips (usually less than 3 minutes)

(They are not "Adult" clips mind you, just Wednesday as an adult.)
And unfortunately, not Christina Ricci

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[panzermk2]

Truth

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Alternate version of big battle scene in Star Trek Beyond. This would have ended the movie for me since I would have been laughing too hard to pay attention to the rest.

https://youtu.be/YV8d8doYuqg?t=8

Also,

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[panzermk2]

Fucking brilliant tremors one.

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Yep!!!!

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"Shoot like a girl"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CefQOjWrY

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Yup

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Costume idea for your kids

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