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Appropriate humor v2.0

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Post by freelienr » 19 Apr 2011, 21:05

those who have died will be raised with transformed bodies. And then we who are living will be transformed so that we will never die.
1 Corinthians 15:52

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Post by Rapier1772 » 19 Apr 2011, 21:58

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Post by murphies_finest » 20 Apr 2011, 04:57

yay more humor

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Post by murphies_finest » 20 Apr 2011, 04:58

Here is my dirty joke.

2 white horse fell inot a puddle of mud!

Do you know what is so dirty about that?

3 came out!

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Post by Shaokhano » 20 Apr 2011, 08:34

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Post by Rapier1772 » 21 Apr 2011, 00:57

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Post by Rapier1772 » 21 Apr 2011, 20:19

Since everyone is picking on texas in the other thread, I thought I would post this
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For those who didn't see the no smoking sign.
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Post by f3rr37 » 23 Apr 2011, 19:08

:laugh: kinda cool!

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Post by Robar » 23 Apr 2011, 19:33

Rapier1772 wrote:Since everyone is picking on texas in the other thread, I thought I would post this
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Two things:
1. That thing probably has a 350 motor if not a 454.
2. It is probably owned by a volunteer fire fighter.



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There is nothing wrong with being a volunteer fire fighter, but some of them drive very strange vehicles. :lmao:

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Post by panzermk2 » 23 Apr 2011, 21:35

Robar wrote:
Rapier1772 wrote:Since everyone is picking on texas in the other thread, I thought I would post this
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Two things:
1. That thing probably has a 350 motor if not a 454.
2. It is probably owned by a volunteer fire fighter.



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There is nothing wrong with being a volunteer fire fighter, but some of them drive very strange vehicles. :lmao:
I rolled up on what I thought was a 6 car pile up. It turned out to be all the vehicles for the volunteer firefighter and they where there for a small fire pit out of control.
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Post by ynoty3k » 25 Apr 2011, 17:10

Hey chuck! They're having a sale of your favorite brand!

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Post by Mister Freeze » 26 Apr 2011, 06:03

can i get it without the wording?

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Post by CenCalSplicer » 26 Apr 2011, 14:30

That is your brain on drugs and donuts.

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Post by Robar » 26 Apr 2011, 15:20

CenCalSplicer wrote:That is your brain on drugs and donuts.
If it wasn't for all the donuts, he might have broke something when he hit the floor. :laugh:

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Post by Rapier1772 » 26 Apr 2011, 15:47

But because of the doughnuts, he broke the floor :laugh:

Not that my fat <profanity> should be talking (at least I am not that bad) :laugh:
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Post by MrSlippyFist » 28 Apr 2011, 15:00

HAHAHAHA
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Post by flyingirish04 » 28 Apr 2011, 16:03

Hahahahah
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Post by Rapier1772 » 29 Apr 2011, 13:37

Yeah its a commercial ad & fake (according to snopes.com), that's why this is in the humor thread
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Post by Cyberfly » 30 Apr 2011, 11:03

Too good to be a fake.
I call BS on Snopes. In the immortal words of Fox Mulder's poster, 'I WANT TO BELIEVE'...so I will.
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Post by Rapier1772 » 02 May 2011, 20:32

Wish I had found this one before the budget deal was made:
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Post by Rapier1772 » 02 May 2011, 20:35

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Post by Rapier1772 » 04 May 2011, 10:44

Happy Star Wars Day! "May the Fourth" be with you :D
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Post by Cyberfly » 06 May 2011, 05:03

Wow.
Just, wow...
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Post by Rapier1772 » 06 May 2011, 07:57

At least he admits it was photoshop :laugh:
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Post by Cyberfly » 07 May 2011, 10:28

But it was the fact that somebody actually 'liked' it. Did he photoshop it as well? I thought that was the point...
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Saw this burger joint in Waco last week.
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Post by Rapier1772 » 08 May 2011, 22:38

She needs to learn finger discipline
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Post by f3rr37 » 09 May 2011, 17:52

Hey! Isn't that Wolly's vehicle? :laugh:

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Post by panzermk2 » 10 May 2011, 09:42

f3rr37 wrote:Hey! Isn't that Wolly's vehicle? :laugh:

Not any more!
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Post by ynoty3k » 10 May 2011, 10:19

hahahaha!

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Post by freelienr » 10 May 2011, 16:10

the US government today announced this it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the governments
political stance:
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense
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Post by Rapier1772 » 11 May 2011, 16:23

I am ashamed to say, I do this too:
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Post by panzermk2 » 11 May 2011, 20:46

Sturmtiger


Weight: 65000kg
Crew: 5 men
Engine: Maybach HL 230 P 45 / 12-cylinder / 700hp
Speed: Road: 36-40km/h
Cross-Country: 12-24km/h
Range: Road: 100-120km
Cross-Country: 60-85km
Fuel Capacity: 540 litres
Lenght: 6.28m
Width: 3.57m w/o side fenders
3.70m with side fenders
Height: 2.85m w/o the crane
3.46m with the crane
Armament: 380mm Stu M RW61 L/5.4 & 7.92mm MG34
Ammo: 380mm - 13-14 rounds
Armor (mm/angle): Front Superstructure: 150/45
Front Hull: 100/25
Side Superstructure: 80/30
Side Hull: 60/0
Rear Superstructure: 80/0
Rear Hull: 80/9
Top / Bottom Superstructure: 40-25/90
Top / Bottom Hull: 25/90
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Post by CenCalSplicer » 11 May 2011, 21:34

Any surprise Jay knew the answer? I'm not surprised

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Post by Rapier1772 » 11 May 2011, 21:40

Actually, that's why I posted it. There was no information where I found the pic & I was curious. Didn't know if it was just a tank missing the barrel or what.


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Post by panzermk2 » 12 May 2011, 07:21

Nope it's a rocket propelled giant mortar shell for busting bunkers and it does it very well. They little holes around the barrel are the vents for the rocket motor gas.
Range was 4,600 to 6,000 meters and the shaped-charge round could penetrate up 2.5m (8 feet) of reinforced concrete
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Post by MrSlippyFist » 12 May 2011, 07:23

Looks like the barrel articulates up to around 75-80 degrees?
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Post by freelienr » 12 May 2011, 08:52

either way it looks awesome in a cartoony way

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Post by panzermk2 » 12 May 2011, 11:35

MrSlippyFist wrote:Looks like the barrel articulates up to around 75-80 degrees?

Main armament could be traversed by hand 10 degrees to the left and right and elevated from 0 to a maximum of 85 degrees.

In one battle one of these took out 3 Shermans with one shot.
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Post by Rapier1772 » 12 May 2011, 16:09

Jake?
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:lmao:

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Post by Mister Freeze » 13 May 2011, 07:08

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Post by MrSlippyFist » 13 May 2011, 07:30


Oh that is motherflipping hysterical.
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Post by Cyberfly » 13 May 2011, 08:34

And the pages just keep going.
But my favorite comment was:"Sadly, even this victory likely won't satisfy Vader's critics -- they can't stand that he is black."
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Post by PainKillaX » 13 May 2011, 09:26

That is hilarious!

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Post by CenCalSplicer » 13 May 2011, 11:28

HAHAHAHAHA, good stuff.

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Post by jgreenberg01 » 18 May 2011, 04:48

Sometimes the ad-men actually come up with a good way to grab our attention...

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Post by Rapier1772 » 18 May 2011, 06:47

jgreenberg01 wrote:Sometimes the ad-men actually come up with a good way to grab our attention...
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There is some debate about it being true but I hope it is :laugh:
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Post by Cyberfly » 20 May 2011, 04:55

He slipped off the curb and got hit by a passing bus...
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Post by flyingirish04 » 20 May 2011, 05:23

:lmao:
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Post by Prepper » 20 May 2011, 12:53

DON'T DON'T DON'T DO THIS!!!

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Post by Rapier1772 » 22 May 2011, 12:33

Who needs ADT? :laugh:
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Post by Rapier1772 » 23 May 2011, 19:36

How to pitch a real fast ball:

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Post by sabotteur » 24 May 2011, 05:11

Looks like me back in my EQ days when they would patch the server for hours on hours....:D

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OMG I remmeber the EQ patch times...

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 24 May 2011, 22:14


Watch all the way to the end - bonus slide :)
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by f3rr37 » 24 May 2011, 22:20

Rapier1772 wrote:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Cyberfly » 25 May 2011, 10:42

Reminds me of an instructor I had in the Navy that would slip in porn slides during his presentation. Since we were all submariners and (at THAT time, anyway) females weren't allowed, it was all rather tongue in cheek, AND it definitely kept you attention.
We liked his presentations! hehehe
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Llagoud » 28 May 2011, 05:06

Fighting Trousers.


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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by freelienr » 28 May 2011, 07:07

heh heh fighting trousers. His one about tea (cup of brown joy) is rather slick as well


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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 28 May 2011, 21:09

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Oh yeah, and I would like to say thank you to the twilight fans for making trekkies look normal :lmao:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by tinknocker » 29 May 2011, 04:25

damm thats funny stuff

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 02 Jun 2011, 16:36

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For the geek on vacation. This would be awesome if it had a set time to pour & then return it upright so it could be used for a two week + vacation. Until then, its just humorous :D
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Post by Rapier1772 » 04 Jun 2011, 14:27

Found a new camera:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by freelienr » 04 Jun 2011, 14:55

you go girl

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by CenCalSplicer » 07 Jun 2011, 23:18

If you talk or text in the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater in Austin during a movie your ass gets thrown out. And if you call in to complain you might end up in a PSA for the theater.



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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 08 Jun 2011, 01:02

:clap:

Remind me to go there if I ever get in one of those towns where they are located :D
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Cyberfly » 08 Jun 2011, 18:25

That would be sweet. To actually get to sit through a movie without some butthead texting or talking through the movie...
I wonder?? Do they throw out that loud woman who sits there and yells at the people on the screen, too??
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by flyingirish04 » 09 Jun 2011, 06:09

I have no issue with texting if the phone is on silent. And by silent I mean you can't even hear the clicking of the keys. In that case, I think it is fine. Otherwise, throw them out.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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sort of related:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 10 Jun 2011, 21:05

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freelienr - y u no follow directions?? :p :laugh:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by freelienr » 11 Jun 2011, 07:02

Rapier1772 wrote: Image
freelienr - y u no follow directions?? :p :laugh:
whenever i put it in the youtube share link in with the brackets it just displayed a grey box and wouldn't link the video
... okay i was keeping the http:// in the coding.. nope no fix-um :(

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 11 Jun 2011, 07:36

U STILL no read directions! The link to the directions is in my sig line :p

Just go to the vid webpage, highlight & copy everything after the = sign.
Paste here between youtube brackets
In your case everything after the youtu.be/ I have no idea where you are getting youtu.be but you aren't the only one to do it :ponder:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 11 Jun 2011, 13:41

I need one of these
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Post by MrSlippyFist » 11 Jun 2011, 16:28

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LOL This works on a lot of levels.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by flyingirish04 » 12 Jun 2011, 08:46

Kinda reminds me when my uncle got a hold of my cousin's cell phone when he left it at the restaurant for the fifth or so time. He went into his contacts and call each girl in there and told them that his son was having a tough time, because he just came out of the closet and told everyone he was gay. He said that he needs support right now and understanding and would appreciate if they didn't tell my cousin that my uncle was the one who had called them and let them know 'his issue'.

Bear in mind my cousin was a senior in high school, in the south at the time. It literally took my cousin months to clear everything up. To this day, he always double checks that he has his phone. :lmao:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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flyingirish04 wrote:Kinda reminds me when my uncle got a hold of my cousin's cell phone when he left it at the restaurant for the fifth or so time. He went into his contacts and call each girl in there and told them that his son was having a tough time, because he just came out of the closet and told everyone he was gay. He said that he needs support right now and understanding and would appreciate if they didn't tell my cousin that my uncle was the one who had called them and let them know 'his issue'.

Bear in mind my cousin was a senior in high school, in the south at the time. It literally took my cousin months to clear everything up. To this day, he always double checks that he has his phone. :lmao:
That is funny and it gives me a good idea.

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by flyingirish04 » 12 Jun 2011, 21:47

I want to get an eHarmony profile just so I can take her on a date. The date will be volunteering at a kill shelter. :lmao:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by joe_r95 » 13 Jun 2011, 16:25

flyingirish04 wrote:I want to get an eHarmony profile just so I can take her on a date. The date will be volunteering at a kill shelter. :lmao:
While your driving there work in the phrase "that just makes me want to strangle a kitten"
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by jgreenberg01 » 13 Jun 2011, 16:28

My eharmony response...

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 16 Jun 2011, 16:52

This is kinda cool, interactive spider. Can't figure out how to post it though so here's the link.
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