Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by **Rapier1772** » 19 Mar 2014, 19:56

Jimmy Fallon edited news anchor Brian Williams footage to make him sound like he's rapping.
I normally hate rap but this is hilarious

Post by **Cyberfly** » 19 Mar 2014, 22:15

I saw that the other day and actually had to watch it twice. It's one of the better 'remixes' that I've seen.

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 20 Mar 2014, 13:10

That is frakking hilarious and one of the best editing jobs of its kind that I can recall seeing!

Post by **Rapier1772** » 25 Mar 2014, 17:14

Post by **Rapier1772** » 25 Mar 2014, 17:18

I think I can make something like one of these clocks... Maybe I can even use the second hand to make the legs twitch now & then?

Post by **Rapier1772** » 28 Mar 2014, 17:57

Post by **Rapier1772** » 05 Apr 2014, 10:09

Comicon script reading thing again.
Winnie the Pooh as Darth Vader :laugh:

NYPD officer enters dance battle. I think he was gymnast before he was cop :laugh:

What the hell was that hand stand at 1:40??? Is he double jointed or something? Ow!

Post by **Rapier1772** » 08 Apr 2014, 21:03

Mister Freeze · Post by **Mister Freeze** » 09 Apr 2014, 04:43

Oh, Snap! That's like a stealth Rick Roll!

Post by **Rapier1772** » 09 Apr 2014, 14:38

You roll yourself

Post by **panzermk2** » 09 Apr 2014, 19:13

Rapier1772 wrote:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 18 Apr 2014, 06:29

Does Canada have a president? Or is it just the moose with the strongest antlers?

Post by **panzermk2** » 18 Apr 2014, 07:32

Rapier1772 wrote:Does Canada have a president? Or is it just the moose with the strongest antlers?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 24 Apr 2014, 04:00

Post by **panzermk2** » 24 Apr 2014, 09:38

jgreenberg01 wrote:

This I will steal.

Post by **Cyberfly** » 24 Apr 2014, 12:06

Laughed so hard I had a coughing fit.
That was awesome.
Totally adapted that for my FB status.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 29 Apr 2014, 12:59

Post by **Rapier1772** » 01 May 2014, 19:54

Anna Toth

Hobknob · Post by **Hobknob** » 01 May 2014, 20:39

Rapier1772 wrote:Anna Toth

True story.
:thumb: :lmao:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 17 May 2014, 17:04

grimmond · Post by **grimmond** » 17 May 2014, 18:06

Rapier1772 wrote:

:thumb: +1

Post by **Rapier1772** » 18 May 2014, 19:07

Facebook trolling:

A colleague at work posted a thank you on facebook to veterans for Armed Forces Day but made the mistake of naming a few of us. One of those named started an "argument" about who is the hottest one on the list. After some back & forth between a few of them, I posted this:

http://facebook.com/profile.php?=87912848" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; is the hottest

The troll part is the link I posted takes you back to your own profile (if you're signed in).
Now they each think that I think he or she is the hottest. I've got people I don't even know sending me messages asking me who I am & why do I think they hot :lmao:

I wonder how long I can keep this going? Or how long until I get discovered?

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 19 May 2014, 04:00

Rapier1772 wrote:Facebook trolling:

A colleague at work posted a thank you on facebook to veterans for Armed Forces Day but made the mistake of naming a few of us. One of those named started an "argument" about who is the hottest one on the list. After some back & forth between a few of them, I posted this:
http://facebook.com/profile.php?=87912848" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; is the hottest
The troll part is the link I posted takes you back to your own profile (if you're signed in).
Now they each think that I think he or she is the hottest. I've got people I don't even know sending me messages asking me who I am & why do I think they hot :lmao:

I wonder how long I can keep this going? Or how long until I get discovered?

I must admit that that's pretty darned clever. :thumb:

Post by **Ditch** » 19 May 2014, 15:11

A Guy Walks Into a Gun Store . . . http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2014/0 ... gun-store/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

PainKillaX · Post by **PainKillaX** » 19 May 2014, 15:33

I would love to have that pistol...

Post by **Cyberfly** » 19 May 2014, 16:16

Those F'n HK hybrids...

Post by **Rapier1772** » 29 May 2014, 03:32

Mister Freeze · Post by **Mister Freeze** » 29 May 2014, 04:38

I love those t-shirts!
Tactical Firearms is literally just down the street from work!

grimmond · Post by **grimmond** » 31 May 2014, 23:10

New and improved firearm? :laugh:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 01 Jun 2014, 00:11

I've seen the wiener dog gun & the cat suppressor but that's the first full auto hairball shooter I've seen :laugh:

Oh crap, I just thought of something...
Those can get through airport security... We're all gonna die!!!

Post by **Rapier1772** » 02 Jun 2014, 13:48

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Post by **Rapier1772** » 08 Jun 2014, 19:27

Warning: math/physics/engineering jokes:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 09 Jun 2014, 22:15

The Joker tells Luke Skywalker he is Luke's father

For those that aren't in the loop - Mark Hamill (the guy who played Luke Skywalker) has been the voice of the animated & video game Joker characters since 1992.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 19 Jun 2014, 10:33

They've made a few of these but here's another good one.
It looks like they're getting more creative with the editing.

Hobknob · Post by **Hobknob** » 20 Jun 2014, 05:47

Rapier, I think that's the best one yet

Post by **Cyberfly** » 20 Jun 2014, 14:38

That was AWESOME!
I wonder? Do you think he'd actually consider rapping? He's got the voice for it...LOL!!

Post by **Rapier1772** » 27 Jun 2014, 20:56

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Post by **Rapier1772** » 04 Jul 2014, 22:00

Bumper sticker:
"Obama is not Jesus.
Jesus could build a cabinet."

Father of the Year:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 30 Jul 2014, 15:07

I like this idea:

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Post by **Rapier1772** » 03 Sep 2014, 17:44

WARNING: Bad math joke :facepalm:

What do you get when you cross a lizard and a rabbit?

You can't. A lizard is a scalar
Hint: cross product

ddouglas · Post by **ddouglas** » 04 Sep 2014, 18:54

...and a rabbit is a vector? You're right: "bad math joke".

Post by **Rapier1772** » 04 Sep 2014, 19:35

Sure, but if it helps a math/physics n00b remember not to use scalars in cross products, maybe it's not the complete waste of time those of us who happen to be more experienced might think it is.

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Post by **Cyberfly** » 12 Sep 2014, 09:09

I wonder if I'd get in trouble for using some of those? hehehehe

Post by **Rapier1772** » 12 Sep 2014, 09:59

Change a word two & make it your own. For instance:
She tried to sing but it sounded like chihuahua giving birth to a full grown walrus.
Her eyes were like the trees in the forest, not just because they were green but also because they were too close together.
His career was blowing up like a pack of rabid suicide bombers.
The heat radiating from the steel barrel burned with the intensity of a STD.

You get the idea, have fun with it....
BTW, feel free to use any of those if you want :laugh:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 16 Sep 2014, 15:59

I'm sure with a couple of us, this dog would have gotten shot but come on people, string is not webbing.

That second one is awesome :lmao:

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Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 30 Oct 2014, 06:14

Apologies in advance to anyone who may believe that it is not PC to discuss when an individual is um... gravity-challenged. I found this complaint letter to be too filled with awesome not to share:

Dear Jetstar,

Do you like riddles? I do, that’s why I’m starting this letter with one. What weighs more than a Suzuki Swift, less than a Hummer and smells like the decaying anus of a deceased homeless man? No idea? How about, what measures food portions in kilograms and has the personal hygiene of a French prostitute? Still nothing? Right, one more try. What’s fat as fuck, stinks like shit and should be forced to purchase two seats on a Jetstar flight? That’s right, it’s the man I sat next to under on my flight from Perth to Sydney yesterday.

As I boarded the plane, I mentally high-fived myself for paying the additional $25 for an emergency seat. I was imagining all that extra room, when I was suddenly distracted by what appeared to be an infant hippopotamus located halfway down the aisle. As I got closer, I was relieved to see that it wasn’t a dangerous semi-aquatic African mammal, but a morbidly obese human being. However, this relief was short-lived when I realised that my seat was located somewhere underneath him.

Soon after I managed to burrow into my seat, I caught what was to be the first of numerous fetid whiffs of body odour. His scent possessed hints of blue cheese and Mumbai slum, with nuances of sweaty flesh and human faeces sprayed with cologne - Eau No. Considering I was visibly under duress, I found it strange that none of the cabin crew offered me another seat. To be fair, it’s entirely possible that none of them actually saw me. Perhaps this photo will jog their memories.

Pinned to my seat by a fleshy boulder, I started preparing for a 127 Hours-like escape. Thankfully though, the beast moved slightly to his left, which allowed me to stand up, walk to the back of the plane and politely ask the cabin crew to be seated elsewhere. I didn’t catch the names of the three flight attendants, but for the purpose of this letter, I’ll call them: Chatty 1, Chatty 2 and Giggly (I’ve given them all the same surname - Couldnotgiveashit). After my request, Chatty 1 and Chatty 2 continued their conversation, presumably about how shit they are at their jobs, and Giggly, well, she just giggled. I then asked if I could sit in one of the six vacant seats at the back of the aircraft, to whichGiggly responded, “hehehe, they’re for crew only, hehehe“. I think Giggly may be suffering from some form of mental impairment.

I tried to relocate myself without the assistance of the Couldnotgiveashit triplets, but unfortunately everyone with a row to themselves was now lying down. It was then I realised that my fate was sealed. I made my way back to Jabba the Hutt and spent the remainder of the flight smothered in side-boob and cellulite, taking shallow breaths to avoid noxious gas poisoning. Just before landing, I revisited the back of the plane to use the toilet. You could imagine my surprise when I saw both “crew only” rows occupied by non-crew members. I can only assume Giggly let them sit there after she forgot who she was and why she’s flying on a big, shiny metal thing in the sky.

Imagine going out for dinner and a movie, only to have your night ruined by a fat mess who eats half your meal then blocks 50% of the screen. Isn’t that exactly the same as having someone who can’t control their calorie intake occupying half your seat on a flight? Of course it is, so that’s why I’m demanding a full refund of my ticket, including the $25 for an emergency row seat.

I’m also looking to be compensated for the physical pain and mental suffering caused by being enveloped in human blubber for four hours. My lower back is in agony and I had to type this letter one-handed as I’m yet to regain full use of my left side. If I don’t recover completely, I’ll have to say goodbye to my lifelong dream of becoming Air Guitar World Champion. If that occurs, you will pay.

No regards,

John Keeler

Check out the picture that this poor individual included with his letter:

http://lolery.com/man-writes-the-greate ... se-person/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **panzermk2** » 30 Oct 2014, 10:04

Been there, when they would not move me I told them I wanted off the flight. Doors had not closed yet. Knowing what they would have to go through to get my checked baggage they moved me.

Post by **Cyberfly** » 31 Oct 2014, 16:15

Sorry, but that ISN'T the picture of the poor bloke sitting next to he a$$hat who wrote that.
The poor 'fat' fellow who was stuck next to this drunken a$$ wrote his own reply to this...FICTION and posted it on Facebook for all the world to see. Including pictures of himself.
He has no idea where the photo came from that this guy used, but it certainly is NOT him.
Quite an interesting read, and you walk away realizing that sometimes, those who 'cry the loudest' are looking for a free something. At least, that was my take.
Here's his story from his blog: http://theantijared.com/2014/10/called- ... light.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
You decide.

PainKillaX · Post by **PainKillaX** » 31 Oct 2014, 17:06

Cyberfly wrote:Sorry, but that ISN'T the picture of the poor bloke sitting next to he asshat who wrote that.
The poor 'fat' fellow who was stuck next to this drunken ass wrote his own reply to this...FICTION and posted it on Facebook for all the world to see. Including pictures of himself.
He has no idea where the photo came from that this guy used, but it certainly is NOT him.
Quite an interesting read, and you walk away realizing that sometimes, those who 'cry the loudest' are looking for a free something. At least, that was my take.
Here's his story from his blog: http://theantijared.com/2014/10/called- ... light.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
You decide.

Legit.

Post by **panzermk2** » 02 Nov 2014, 00:21

Yeah well I have goon through this at least 15 times in my travels and treated the same by the rude <profanity> on the to big to fail government bailed out airlines.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 06 Nov 2014, 15:15

Uh, there is now

Post by **Rapier1772** » 08 Nov 2014, 17:56

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 09 Nov 2014, 05:49

Ouch, but funny! My Akita is about that size, so I pretty much know what that's like.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 14 Nov 2014, 22:06

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Post by **Rapier1772** » 21 Nov 2014, 16:43

Hawking, Einstein, Tyson, Sagen
Curie, Galileo
Tesla, Freud, Copernicus, Darwin

PainKillaX · Post by **PainKillaX** » 21 Nov 2014, 17:20

Rapier1772 wrote:
Hawking, Einstein, Tyson, Sagen
Curie, Galileo
Tesla, Freud, Copernicus, Darwin

Was there a joke there? All I saw was boobs...

FNGuy · Post by **FNGuy** » 22 Nov 2014, 19:03

There's nothing wrong with your vision. :thumb:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 26 Nov 2014, 15:14

Think I found out what happened to f3rr37

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 27 Nov 2014, 06:16

Fuzzy men can't jump?

Post by **Rapier1772** » 27 Nov 2014, 11:55

Post by **panzermk2** » 27 Nov 2014, 19:03

Rapier1772 wrote:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 30 Nov 2014, 05:00

I missed the last 4 too :laugh:

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Post by **Rapier1772** » 01 Dec 2014, 11:02

You can buy this box (they also have others available):

http://prankpack.com/products/hot-lips" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
It's meant to be a prank but at $8 per box, not worth it IMHO.
I wonder how many phones this ruined?

Post by **Rapier1772** » 05 Dec 2014, 20:48

Regardless of your feelings toward Yeager, this bit is funny and kind of a PSA.

Yeager's mouth makes it NSFW/C at 6:50 but you're not missing anything by stopping it just before that anyway.

Post by **Rapier1772** » 08 Dec 2014, 09:48

Math joke again

Oldbindlestiff · Post by **Oldbindlestiff** » 12 Dec 2014, 07:15

Well, this link points out something we have known for years:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/loc ... s/?hpid=z5" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"Hey! Hold my beer. Watch this!"

Post by **Rapier1772** » 15 Dec 2014, 18:38

If I didn't like my eyeball so much, I'd make this my avatar:

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Post by **Rapier1772** » 23 Dec 2014, 10:46

Apparently this is a real thing:

Post by **Rapier1772** » 09 Jan 2015, 21:43

Another for the Fly:

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Post by **Cyberfly** » 14 Jan 2015, 00:43

LOVE that note!!
Wish I could put it on my wife's Facebook page...but she'd kill me.

Mister Freeze · Post by **Mister Freeze** » 14 Jan 2015, 06:13

HOW ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO WAKE HER? OH, WAIT, I KNOW...

Post by **Rapier1772** » 14 Jan 2015, 19:42

Post by **Rapier1772** » 15 Jan 2015, 14:11

True story

Website · Post by **jgreenberg01** » 15 Jan 2015, 14:25

Rapier1772 wrote:True story

This reminds me of Blue's invitational shoot from a couple of years back.

Anyone who was there should know why...

Post by **Rapier1772** » 19 Jan 2015, 18:45

If you're a Star Wars fan, you've probably seen the cross hilt light saber scene in the trailers already.
Someone was bound to take it a step (or leap) further:

Post by **Cyberfly** » 20 Jan 2015, 06:10

I could see possibly the mace. Maybe even the chucks...IF you were very good and very brave.

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