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[Rapier1772]

The engineer in me would say why bother? .002 gals ~ 7.6cm³
I don't remember the evaporation equation off hand but you could lose that much just standing there choosing. :laugh:

It's like peeing in the ocean - yeah you raised the water level but how much?

[jgreenberg01]

The engineer in me would say why bother? .002 gals ~ 7.6cm³
I don't remember the evaporation equation off hand but you could lose that much just standing there choosing. :laugh:

It's like peeing in the ocean - yeah you raised the water level but how much?

That's not the point and you know it! Zeroes. Round numbers. There was no frakking way to make it happen on both lines.

Screw the evaporation equation (hey, that sounds like the name of a Big Bang Theory episode).

For the record, I choked. I froze. I stood there in a state of analysis paralysis. Eventually I left without doing anything, pondering the end of the universe as I drove away.

[panzermk2]

The engineer in me would say why bother? .002 gals ~ 7.6cm³
I don't remember the evaporation equation off hand but you could lose that much just standing there choosing. :laugh:

It's like peeing in the ocean - yeah you raised the water level but how much?

Up at here the temp is -10, almost to the point Octane stops vaporizing so it comes back to the zeros.

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[Rapier1772]

With Texans, I agree that SHOULD happen. As a truck driver I had often said if Texans had to deal with snow & ice on the roads, they'd be lethal. It was my 2nd or 3rd year driving when an ice storm blew through across I-20 area, from Texarkana to Dallas/Ft Worth, they proved me right. People died because they refused to slow down.

Funny thing is:
Snow & ice - try to drive normal.
Rain (regardless of amount) - slow to 30MPH (max), exercise extreme caution

I will say this about Texans & ice, at least they were just clueless. A few other places on the map though would have drivers deliberately trying to cause accidents (Akron, OH for one). Avoiding the accident would cause road rage with the offending driver - WTF?!?!

[Mister Freeze]

As a Texan, I'm obliged to say 'ice belongs in your drink.' However, I can't stand the damned heat...

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[Cyberfly]

As someone married to a school teacher, 'THAT POST NEEDS A LIKE BUTTON!'

[jgreenberg01]

An oldie but a goodie. This one can arguably compete with Abbott & Costello's "Who's On First" for best TV comedy skit of all time.



And checkout Harvey Korman, he can barely keep from cracking up at Tim Conway's schtick.

[Rapier1772]

This one can arguably compete with Abbott & Costello's "Who's On First" for best TV comedy skit of all time.

Boy, you are off your rocker. SNL has done stuff that beats this.
Granted, Tim is hilarious most of the time anyway but Harvey? I kept a straight face longer than he did & I wasn't getting paid to act. I'm not completely dissing Harvey, he was great in Blazing Saddles, but he's no Abbott or Costello.

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[Mister Freeze]

OMFG ROFL

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That post needed a LIKE button.
In the worst way...