Can a rock be religious experience?
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I see a penguin.
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Re: Can a rock be religious experience?
I think rocks can be religious experience in the same way foxholes can.
When someone is shooting at you and you are using either/both to hide - there are no atheists
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When someone is shooting at you and you are using either/both to hide - there are no atheists
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If the rock fell from the heavens and either SnK or Valorius were under it when it made a loud and thunderous >WHUMP!< then YES!! It CAN be a religious experience...
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OMG YOU STOLE MY FREAKIN ROCK, BRO.
NOT COOL.
THAT THING WAS SUB-SUB-MOA AT 1000 YDS, JUST LIKE MY SHOOTING
AND DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY SHOOTING
BECAUSE I USED TO BE AN EX-AIRSOFTER FROM BEFORE I SHOT A REAL GUN
DO I NEED TO CALL A MODERATOR OVER HERE TO DELETE YOUR POSTS
ALSO, BRB GOING TO REPOST THIS SAME POST WITH DIFFERENT LETTERING ON MULTIPLE THREADS.
OH YAH. IF YOU DELETE THE "OTHER" OPTION, JUST BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE VOTED FOR IT AND YOU WANTED THE VOTE TO COME OUT HOW YOU WANTED IT, I WILL ALSO CALL A MODERATOR.
BUT LIKE, IF NO MODERATOR COMES, I WILL CALL BUFFMAN. UNTIL MY CAPSLOCKS BREAKS.
NOT COOL.
THAT THING WAS SUB-SUB-MOA AT 1000 YDS, JUST LIKE MY SHOOTING
AND DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY SHOOTING
BECAUSE I USED TO BE AN EX-AIRSOFTER FROM BEFORE I SHOT A REAL GUN
DO I NEED TO CALL A MODERATOR OVER HERE TO DELETE YOUR POSTS
ALSO, BRB GOING TO REPOST THIS SAME POST WITH DIFFERENT LETTERING ON MULTIPLE THREADS.
OH YAH. IF YOU DELETE THE "OTHER" OPTION, JUST BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE VOTED FOR IT AND YOU WANTED THE VOTE TO COME OUT HOW YOU WANTED IT, I WILL ALSO CALL A MODERATOR.
BUT LIKE, IF NO MODERATOR COMES, I WILL CALL BUFFMAN. UNTIL MY CAPSLOCKS BREAKS.
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This means you're back to being an airsofter again right? Just trying to clarify.blueorison wrote:I USED TO BE AN EX-AIRSOFTER FROM BEFORE I SHOT A REAL GUN
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Re: Can a rock be religious experience?
blueorison wrote:OMG YOU STOLE MY FREAKIN ROCK, BRO.
NOT COOL.
THAT THING WAS SUB-SUB-MOA AT 1000 YDS, JUST LIKE MY SHOOTING
AND DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY SHOOTING
BECAUSE I USED TO BE AN EX-AIRSOFTER FROM BEFORE I SHOT A REAL GUN
DO I NEED TO CALL A MODERATOR OVER HERE TO DELETE YOUR POSTS
ALSO, BRB GOING TO REPOST THIS SAME POST WITH DIFFERENT LETTERING ON MULTIPLE THREADS.
OH YAH. IF YOU DELETE THE "OTHER" OPTION, JUST BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE VOTED FOR IT AND YOU WANTED THE VOTE TO COME OUT HOW YOU WANTED IT, I WILL ALSO CALL A MODERATOR.
BUT LIKE, IF NO MODERATOR COMES, I WILL CALL BUFFMAN. UNTIL MY CAPSLOCKS BREAKS.
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Your meme completely fails.
I have a suggestion; learn to meme.
Also, I'm sober! I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one. Or Greenberg. Same difference. :laugh:
I have a suggestion; learn to meme.
Also, I'm sober! I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one. Or Greenberg. Same difference. :laugh:
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The shooter will always matter more than the gear ever will.
Stop relying on others to do the work for you.
Shoot more, worry less.
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Stop relying on others to do the work for you.
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:lmao:blueorison wrote:Your meme completely fails.
I have a suggestion; learn to meme.
Also, I'm sober! I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one. Or Greenberg. Same difference. :laugh:
I peed a little...
For a moment I thought maybe you had been on a cookie binge again! :p
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All caps from Blue usually indicates a COOKIEZ binge. But this one has too much sarcasm in it so I am guessing it was not actually cookie motivated - but that is only a guess.
Smeg! Fly beat me to the cookie remark :p
Smeg! Fly beat me to the cookie remark :p
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:p
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Cyberfly wrote::p
Is there any other way to eat someones cookies???
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1) I rarely drinkblueorison wrote:I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one.
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2) Unless a pretty lady buys me one
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3) I rarely have a pretty lady buy me a drink
Sorry bro.
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Cause equals effect.
In order for the pretty lady to purchase him a drink, he would have to actually be in a drinking establishment. blue doesn't frequent drinking establishments, therefore, its a VERY rare thing for ANYBODY to buy him a drink, much less a 'pretty lady'.
So you can see the problem...
In order for the pretty lady to purchase him a drink, he would have to actually be in a drinking establishment. blue doesn't frequent drinking establishments, therefore, its a VERY rare thing for ANYBODY to buy him a drink, much less a 'pretty lady'.
So you can see the problem...
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Tread lightly my friends...
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Tip toe...tip toe
That's actually a boulder.
..it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! I like that boulder! That is a nice boulder!
That's actually a boulder.
..it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! I like that boulder! That is a nice boulder!
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Actually, I think the quote is:f3rr37 wrote:Tread lightly my friends...
"Stay thirsty my friends..."
I'm just saying...
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All my future comments on this thread will be about the rock, pictured.
The rock.
It is not shiney enough.
Are you sure you photoshopped, real good, in MSPaint?
The rock.
It is not shiney enough.
Are you sure you photoshopped, real good, in MSPaint?
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I'm not quite sure what to make of that. :ponder:blueorison wrote: I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one. Or Greenberg. Same difference. :laugh:
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Just picture 3 O'clock and everything will work itself out.jgreenberg01 wrote:I'm not quite sure what to make of that. :ponder:blueorison wrote: I rarely drink, unless a pretty lady buys me one. Or Greenberg. Same difference. :laugh:
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Thanks, I feel much better now!
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Re: Can a rock be religious experience?
It depends did the voice of god talk to you from the rock. Let's say you see a burning bush and you hear the voice of god coming from you. That is a religious experience, but if the rock is talking to you and it isn't the voice of god then no you are just nuts.
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Oooohhhh. Thats a good point.
Wait.
How do you know if the voice you are hearing is the voice of God, or just the voice of say...I dunno, Justin Beiber?? How do we know God doesn't sound like a teenage singing sensation? Cuz, you know, when you think about it, God can make himself sound like anybody he wants, right? Cuz, technically, he created Justin Beiber. And Ozzy. So he could sound like Ozzy too. Or Bart Simpson.
Of course, if I were God and I wanted to talk to somebody, I'd come across as Fran Drescher cuz she's hawt and I'd get their attention, cuz they'd be picturing her in something skimpy or nekkid, and with a nasaly voice like hers, you couldn't ignore it.
Or maybe a Darth Vader voice...Shaokhano, I am your father! LOL!! But no, seriously, how do you know if its God or just another voice in your noggin?
I mean, I used to hear voices all the time, and thought I was crazy, but one of the voices was a therapist and declared me totally sane, so I'm good... :thumb:
Wait.
How do you know if the voice you are hearing is the voice of God, or just the voice of say...I dunno, Justin Beiber?? How do we know God doesn't sound like a teenage singing sensation? Cuz, you know, when you think about it, God can make himself sound like anybody he wants, right? Cuz, technically, he created Justin Beiber. And Ozzy. So he could sound like Ozzy too. Or Bart Simpson.
Of course, if I were God and I wanted to talk to somebody, I'd come across as Fran Drescher cuz she's hawt and I'd get their attention, cuz they'd be picturing her in something skimpy or nekkid, and with a nasaly voice like hers, you couldn't ignore it.
Or maybe a Darth Vader voice...Shaokhano, I am your father! LOL!! But no, seriously, how do you know if its God or just another voice in your noggin?
I mean, I used to hear voices all the time, and thought I was crazy, but one of the voices was a therapist and declared me totally sane, so I'm good... :thumb:
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What if God sounded like Carol Channing?
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22 second mark.
/final word
/final word
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Always knew God was a screamer.
Show off...
Show off...
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Oh, no. NO, no, no.Rapier1772 wrote:What if God sounded like Carol Channing?
Then it would be SATAN.
Someone would be messing with you.
Evil rock. EVIL! Destroy it!! :wall:
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