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those who have died will be raised with transformed bodies. And then we who are living will be transformed so that we will never die.
1 Corinthians 15:52

bring it on Kalamazoo, I'm team Z baby

Ultimate passing lane

yay more humor

Here is my dirty joke.

2 white horse fell inot a puddle of mud!

Do you know what is so dirty about that?

3 came out!

Boner beer brewed with real Viagra.



http://www.brewdog.com/product/royal-vi ... erformance" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Since everyone is picking on texas in the other thread, I thought I would post this



For those who didn't see the no smoking sign.

:laugh: kinda cool!

Rapier1772 wrote:Since everyone is picking on texas in the other thread, I thought I would post this

Two things:
1. That thing probably has a 350 motor if not a 454.
2. It is probably owned by a volunteer fire fighter.



Disclamer:
There is nothing wrong with being a volunteer fire fighter, but some of them drive very strange vehicles. :lmao:

Robar wrote:

Rapier1772 wrote:Since everyone is picking on texas in the other thread, I thought I would post this

Two things:
1. That thing probably has a 350 motor if not a 454.
2. It is probably owned by a volunteer fire fighter.



Disclamer:
There is nothing wrong with being a volunteer fire fighter, but some of them drive very strange vehicles. :lmao:

I rolled up on what I thought was a 6 car pile up. It turned out to be all the vehicles for the volunteer firefighter and they where there for a small fire pit out of control.

Hey chuck! They're having a sale of your favorite brand!

[img3=100]http://i.imgur.com/NWLPH.jpg[/img3]

can i get it without the wording?

That is your brain on drugs and donuts.

CenCalSplicer wrote:That is your brain on drugs and donuts.

If it wasn't for all the donuts, he might have broke something when he hit the floor. :laugh:

But because of the doughnuts, he broke the floor :laugh:

Not that my fat <profanity> should be talking (at least I am not that bad) :laugh:

HAHAHAHA

Hahahahah

Yeah its a commercial ad & fake (according to snopes.com), that's why this is in the humor thread

Too good to be a fake.
I call BS on Snopes. In the immortal words of Fox Mulder's poster, 'I WANT TO BELIEVE'...so I will.

Wish I had found this one before the budget deal was made:

Happy Star Wars Day! "May the Fourth" be with you




Looks like its time for a trip to the punitentiary
:facepalm:

http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/index. ... lp-myself/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:laugh:

Wow.
Just, wow...

At least he admits it was photoshop :laugh:

But it was the fact that somebody actually 'liked' it. Did he photoshop it as well? I thought that was the point...

Saw this burger joint in Waco last week.

She needs to learn finger discipline


Finally found a pic of that new stealth helicopter

Hey! Isn't that Wolly's vehicle? :laugh:

f3rr37 wrote:Hey! Isn't that Wolly's vehicle? :laugh:

Not any more!

hahahaha!

the US government today announced this it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a Condom, because it more accurately reflects the governments
political stance:
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense
of security while you're actually getting screwed.

I am ashamed to say, I do this too:



What caliber is this?

Sturmtiger


Weight: 65000kg
Crew: 5 men
Engine: Maybach HL 230 P 45 / 12-cylinder / 700hp
Speed: Road: 36-40km/h
Cross-Country: 12-24km/h
Range: Road: 100-120km
Cross-Country: 60-85km
Fuel Capacity: 540 litres
Lenght: 6.28m
Width: 3.57m w/o side fenders
3.70m with side fenders
Height: 2.85m w/o the crane
3.46m with the crane
Armament: 380mm Stu M RW61 L/5.4 & 7.92mm MG34
Ammo: 380mm - 13-14 rounds
Armor (mm/angle): Front Superstructure: 150/45
Front Hull: 100/25
Side Superstructure: 80/30
Side Hull: 60/0
Rear Superstructure: 80/0
Rear Hull: 80/9
Top / Bottom Superstructure: 40-25/90
Top / Bottom Hull: 25/90

Any surprise Jay knew the answer? I'm not surprised

Actually, that's why I posted it. There was no information where I found the pic & I was curious. Didn't know if it was just a tank missing the barrel or what.


Now for the humor part:

Nope it's a rocket propelled giant mortar shell for busting bunkers and it does it very well. They little holes around the barrel are the vents for the rocket motor gas.
Range was 4,600 to 6,000 meters and the shaped-charge round could penetrate up 2.5m (8 feet) of reinforced concrete

Looks like the barrel articulates up to around 75-80 degrees?

either way it looks awesome in a cartoony way

MrSlippyFist wrote:Looks like the barrel articulates up to around 75-80 degrees?

Main armament could be traversed by hand 10 degrees to the left and right and elevated from 0 to a maximum of 85 degrees.

In one battle one of these took out 3 Shermans with one shot.

Jake?

:lmao:

http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011 ... illed.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Mister Freeze wrote:http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011 ... illed.html

Oh that is motherflipping hysterical.

And the pages just keep going.
But my favorite comment was:"Sadly, even this victory likely won't satisfy Vader's critics -- they can't stand that he is black."

That is hilarious!

HAHAHAHAHA, good stuff.

Sometimes the ad-men actually come up with a good way to grab our attention...

jgreenberg01 wrote:Sometimes the ad-men actually come up with a good way to grab our attention...

:drool:

There is some debate about it being true but I hope it is :laugh:

He slipped off the curb and got hit by a passing bus...

:lmao:

DON'T DON'T DON'T DO THIS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_gRmHekdck

:facepalm:

Originally, I posted this for the Ganglionic Cyst post, but thought it would fit in here, too. :laugh:

Who needs ADT? :laugh:



Couple of firefox related ones:

How to pitch a real fast ball:

Looks like me back in my EQ days when they would patch the server for hours on hours....

OMG I remmeber the EQ patch times...

Watch all the way to the end - bonus slide

Rapier1772 wrote:

:laugh: That is full of #WINNING.

Reminds me of an instructor I had in the Navy that would slip in porn slides during his presentation. Since we were all submariners and (at THAT time, anyway) females weren't allowed, it was all rather tongue in cheek, AND it definitely kept you attention.
We liked his presentations! hehehe

Fighting Trousers.

heh heh fighting trousers. His one about tea (cup of brown joy) is rather slick as well


flight of the concords is the climax of musical and lyrical talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSG ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

your welcome

Oh yeah, and I would like to say thank you to the twilight fans for making trekkies look normal :lmao:

damm thats funny stuff

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Be thankful I skipped the next one <<shutter>> and finally:


For the geek on vacation. This would be awesome if it had a set time to pour & then return it upright so it could be used for a two week + vacation. Until then, its just humorous

Found a new camera:
:laugh:

you go girl

If you talk or text in the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater in Austin during a movie your ass gets thrown out. And if you call in to complain you might end up in a PSA for the theater.



Full Story:
http://beta.news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookou ... 25090.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:thumb: :thumb:

:clap:

Remind me to go there if I ever get in one of those towns where they are located

That would be sweet. To actually get to sit through a movie without some butthead texting or talking through the movie...
I wonder?? Do they throw out that loud woman who sits there and yells at the people on the screen, too??

I have no issue with texting if the phone is on silent. And by silent I mean you can't even hear the clicking of the keys. In that case, I think it is fine. Otherwise, throw them out.

sort of related:

This would be an awesome April Fool's prank:


freelienr - y u no follow directions?? :p :laugh:

Rapier1772 wrote:
freelienr - y u no follow directions?? :p :laugh:

whenever i put it in the youtube share link in with the brackets it just displayed a grey box and wouldn't link the video
... okay i was keeping the http:// in the coding.. nope no fix-um

U STILL no read directions! The link to the directions is in my sig line :p

Just go to the vid webpage, highlight & copy everything after the = sign.
Paste here between youtube brackets
In your case everything after the youtu.be/ I have no idea where you are getting youtu.be but you aren't the only one to do it :ponder:

I need one of these

Rapier1772 wrote:

LOL This works on a lot of levels.

Kinda reminds me when my uncle got a hold of my cousin's cell phone when he left it at the restaurant for the fifth or so time. He went into his contacts and call each girl in there and told them that his son was having a tough time, because he just came out of the closet and told everyone he was gay. He said that he needs support right now and understanding and would appreciate if they didn't tell my cousin that my uncle was the one who had called them and let them know 'his issue'.

Bear in mind my cousin was a senior in high school, in the south at the time. It literally took my cousin months to clear everything up. To this day, he always double checks that he has his phone. :lmao:

flyingirish04 wrote:Kinda reminds me when my uncle got a hold of my cousin's cell phone when he left it at the restaurant for the fifth or so time. He went into his contacts and call each girl in there and told them that his son was having a tough time, because he just came out of the closet and told everyone he was gay. He said that he needs support right now and understanding and would appreciate if they didn't tell my cousin that my uncle was the one who had called them and let them know 'his issue'.

Bear in mind my cousin was a senior in high school, in the south at the time. It literally took my cousin months to clear everything up. To this day, he always double checks that he has his phone. :lmao:

That is funny and it gives me a good idea.

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ynoty3k wrote:

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My response:

She is going to be doomed to the label "crazy cat lady." It is her destiny.

I want to get an eHarmony profile just so I can take her on a date. The date will be volunteering at a kill shelter. :lmao:

flyingirish04 wrote:I want to get an eHarmony profile just so I can take her on a date. The date will be volunteering at a kill shelter. :lmao:

While your driving there work in the phrase "that just makes me want to strangle a kitten"

My eharmony response...

ynoty3k wrote:

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World Peace :lmao:

This is kinda cool, interactive spider. Can't figure out how to post it though so here's the link.
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;