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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by jgreenberg01 » 22 Jun 2015, 13:10

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My FsN's rail did that to a bunch of my 511 shorts when using the Crossbreed holster. "Yeah, I have a gun coming out of my butt. You got a problem with that?"

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 23 Jun 2015, 20:55

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 06 Jul 2015, 22:09

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by M1P90 » 31 Jul 2015, 04:11

Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.



Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk.

The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.

Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!



Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children.

The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children.

The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children.

The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children.

So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.

As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "the Beavers (especially when they play Southern California . Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???)

I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the Foreskins to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Congress
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 03 Aug 2015, 11:38

Houseboat from hell:
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Actually, the houseboat is cool it's just the gas bill that would be from hell.
It would be awesome if there were 2 boats (2 engines each) which could detach from the main structure & go off on their own. But, since it appears that the structure and house parts are also made of aluminum, it probably needs the full platform for buoyancy.

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Rapier1772 » 04 Aug 2015, 13:24

Doctor : "Your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas"
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Cyberfly » 04 Aug 2015, 19:21

That's awesome!
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by Cyberfly » 07 Aug 2015, 14:52

I'd watch that...
Just saying.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 07 Aug 2015, 15:01

Cyberfly wrote:I'd watch that...
Just saying.
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by M1P90 » 09 Aug 2015, 04:14

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road
one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver
tried to avoid it but couldn't.

The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up
to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She said
that he should resist any request from the farmer to pay for the
animal, but she said, "you killed it, so if they have to have money, it
will come out of your pocket!" She stayed in the car making phone
calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling
happily, smeared with lipstick.


"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me."


"What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest
happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

Post by panzermk2 » 09 Aug 2015, 09:24

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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Crazy-Hot Dating Matrix. All guys should watch this and take notes, as needed:

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Re: Appropriate humor v2.0

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