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Lightbabe doesn't do it for you? :laugh:
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She's HOT!Rapier1772 wrote:Lightbabe doesn't do it for you? :laugh:
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Deflate-gate. If you're a football fan you've no doubt heard the scandal about the deflated balls allegedly used by the Patriotssssssssssssssss.
Someone made of parody of AC/DC's song Big Balls for it.
Someone made of parody of AC/DC's song Big Balls for it.
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The first step is to admit there's a problem I suppose...
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:laugh: :thumb:
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Sometimes you just have to...
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For Those Who Came Home...
For Those Who Did Not Come Home...
For Those Who Have Yet To Come Home...
For Those Who Did Not Come Home...
For Those Who Have Yet To Come Home...
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Never confuse 'The will of the Majority' with 'The will of God'.
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I don't think it's been warm enough in OK to do that, Fly!
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Maybe not now but I know it is during the summer
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If the weather around Lawton is any indication, indeed it is.
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The internet strikes back.
Type in the web address "loser.com" & it redirects to kanye west's wikipedia page :lmao:
Type in the web address "loser.com" & it redirects to kanye west's wikipedia page :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:Rapier1772 wrote:The internet strikes back.
Type in the web address "loser.com" & it redirects to kanye west's wikipedia page :lmao:
There can only be two.
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I like names used
I like names used
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Cops have enough weapons of war, they don't need A-10s
Yes, I get the joke, I am trying to let it keep it going
Yes, I get the joke, I am trying to let it keep it going
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Ha!! That's awesome!
Oh, that's easy. That's the long peckered Hare. Closely related to the Easter Bunny, but he don't lay chocolate eggs.
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Facial hair with pro mask isn't that huge of a problem when it's just CS. BIO/CHEM weapons, <profanity> yes you want pro mask, suit, tent, scuba gear.
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:thumb:MrSlippyFist wrote:Facial hair with pro mask isn't that huge of a problem when it's just CS. BIO/CHEM weapons, <profanity> yes you want pro mask, suit, tent, scuba gear.
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Jay probably spent more time in a MOPP suit than I ever did.
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MrSlippyFist wrote:Jay probably spent more time in a MOPP suit than I ever did.
Nothing better then running around a 114F sand box in a tank in full MOPP gear.
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Too bad you weren't with the British, then you could've had tea time in your tank :laugh:panzermk2 wrote:Nothing better then running around a 114F sand box in a tank in full MOPP gear.
Then again, using the flag as a table cloth? Bad form old chaps
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So most people don't know this about me, I was once engaged to a girl whom I no longer want anything to do with. We'd been living together a couple of years when we got a new neighbor. His name was Joseph, he was divorced & had a son, they seemed nice enough & would frequently talk to my girlfriend & I.
A few months later, my girlfriend got pregnant so we got engaged & started planning the wedding. A couple months later, she told me the truth, she'd been sleeping with Joseph. I was more than a little angry so I insisted on a paternity test (yes, you can do that before the kid is born). Sure enough, Joseph was about to have another child - with my now EX-fiance. As I was packing up & taking things to my truck, here comes Joseph. He started to talk to me but I swung instead, one shot to the eye dropped him cold. Must have done some damage because the next day he was wearing one of those cotton eye patches over it (yes, I did feel better).
Found out through a friend that Joseph & his boy had moved out about a month later - no forwarding address, no number, nothing. Recently, even my ex (the soon to be mother of his child) asked me if I knew anything about where Joseph was, which I didn't.
Anyway, the point is...
If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe, I'd been married long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?
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F*************************K that's so f'd up.Rapier1772 wrote:So most people don't know this about me, I was once engaged to a girl I no longer want anything to do with. We'd been living together a couple of years when we got a new neighbor. His name was Joseph, he was divorced & had a son, they seemed nice enough & would frequently talk to my girlfriend & I.
A few months later, my girlfriend got pregnant so we got engaged & started planning the wedding. A couple months later, she told me the truth, she'd been sleeping with Joseph. I was more than a little angry so I insisted on a paternity test (yes, you can do that before the kid is born). Sure enough, Joseph was about to have another child - with my now EX-fiance. As I was packing up & taking things to my truck, here comes Joseph. He started to talk to me but I swung instead, one shot to the eye dropped him cold. Must have done some damage because the next day he was wearing one of those cotton eye patches over it (yes, I did feel better).
Found out through a friend that Joseph & his boy had moved out about a month later - no forwarding address, no number, nothing. Recently, even my ex (the soon to be mother of his child) asked me if I knew anything about where Joseph was, which I didn't.
Anyway, the point is...
If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe, I'd been married long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?
Thanks for sharing, D. I can't believe you can just laugh about it and post it under humor.
I would be so f****d-up if this happened to me. The past year was full of really bad memories with someone... it really destroyed a lot.
When you share your story like this, it reminds me if you can keep on going, so can I.
I'm so sorry.
She messed up. It wasn't your fault. Sometimes you can pursue her, make her feel loved, every waking moment of her life, buy her roses for no reason, and give her everything, and she will still take you and break you and corrupt everything you gave her and throw it back at you.
I hope one day you will find someone that will love you like you should be loved.
I've always enjoyed being single till she forced her way into my life and pursued me. I'll go back to enjoying being single.
On that note, here's a picture of my friend Becca and I. She's getting married, soon.
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Uh Blue, watch this & then reread that last line...
BTW, Becca's a babe, but then you're looking kinda cute too :p :monkey:
That's a joke too
BTW, Becca's a babe, but then you're looking kinda cute too :p :monkey:
That's a joke too
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Haha, thanks, D.
I know what the cotton-eye'd joe is! I am a Texan!
It was just so depressing, that no matter the amount of sunshine, it hurt to read what you posted.
I hope you are faring better... I think I'm going to be pretty f'd up for a while... it was bad.
I can't imagine what you went through.
I know what the cotton-eye'd joe is! I am a Texan!
It was just so depressing, that no matter the amount of sunshine, it hurt to read what you posted.
I hope you are faring better... I think I'm going to be pretty f'd up for a while... it was bad.
I can't imagine what you went through.
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The whole thing is a joke Blue. :lmao: That's why I put it in the humor thread. Sorry, didn't mean to stir up feelings.
If that had really happened to me, you guys would never hear about it - at least not on the forum. Especially the admitting to A&B part.
It came from a pic which had most of that in it, but it was small & hard to read so I typed it up instead of posting the pic.
Maybe putting the whole thing in a quote box will prevent further misunderstandings?
If that had really happened to me, you guys would never hear about it - at least not on the forum. Especially the admitting to A&B part.
It came from a pic which had most of that in it, but it was small & hard to read so I typed it up instead of posting the pic.
Maybe putting the whole thing in a quote box will prevent further misunderstandings?
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It wasn't true?
Oh man, well, I'm glad it didn't happen to you, that would have been awful.
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I've done the cheating fiance bit but no pregnancy involved, I didn't hit the guy (woulda thanked him), and that was years ago. This one was just meant to be funny.
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See, I remembered!Rapier1772 wrote:I've done the cheating fiance bit but no pregnancy involved, I didn't hit the guy (woulda thanked him), and that was years ago. This one was just meant to be funny.
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Who is going to take bets to see how long it takes his butt to cut a hole in the ice and fall in! =P
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This would be awesome for halloween.
Point a light at it with some smoke-machine fog rolling through, small chemlights for the eyes.
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The guy goes up to strangers (supposedly) & gives a quick narration:
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Win. Effin win.
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:agree: actually laughed out load!
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That's PFM for bambam.
BTW, you pull a string to get bambam to talk.
BTW, you pull a string to get bambam to talk.
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Math joke:
What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?
Beer.
What do you get when you put root beer into a square glass?
Beer.
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I think this counts as a Canada joke. Watch the video and read the comments then somebody please tear this a-hole a new one....
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Not funny, stupid. Bring back gun registration (for Canada)?
I posted a bit of a long winded response. Doubt it will do any good, he probably doesn't remember posting the vid 2 years ago. Oh well
I posted a bit of a long winded response. Doubt it will do any good, he probably doesn't remember posting the vid 2 years ago. Oh well
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Math humor:
I only got 4 of them
Snakes on a Plane, Independence Day
Mean girls, Blades of Glory
8 Mile, Transformers
Field of Dreams, Alpha and Omega
13th Floor, Sum of All Fears
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Snakes on a Plane is all I got
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I must be a freaking genie then, I thought the kilometer one was obvious. The summation ones required a little more thought but still not terribly difficult.
αΛω would have been easy but I forgot the name of the movie. :wall:
αΛω would have been easy but I forgot the name of the movie. :wall:
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Snakes is pretty obvious. And Im +1 with you on the kilometer one.Rapier1772 wrote:I must be a freaking genie then, I thought the kilometer one was obvious. The summation ones required a little more thought but still not terribly difficult.
αΛω would have been easy but I forgot the name of the movie. :wall:
The fourth one shouldn't be all that hard, the 7th one (D=...) is seems pretty obvious (unless I'm wrong - then it sucks). :laugh:
And the last one should be easy!
The others, not so much.
As always: YMMV.
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Some people go farther in math than others & some teachers consider this more important than that. I do remember going over the dream & 13 ones in math class but I haven't used them since so, chalk it up to discarded knowledge.
The sin & cos one though, we only did it this way for one class. In another class, we were taught a different way & that's the way I remember it.
I don't ever remember going over blades in math.
The sin & cos one though, we only did it this way for one class. In another class, we were taught a different way & that's the way I remember it.
I don't ever remember going over blades in math.
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I didn't ever learn blades either, at least not that I can remember. But there are several (as in plural) in the picture all with the word Glory in them. Didn't need to use math to make an educated guess on that one.
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The only one I could think of was a WWI movie called Paths of Glory (Kirk Douglas). Didn't think that was it but I tried. :laugh:
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Nope. If you care to see the answer:Rapier1772 wrote:The only one I could think of was a WWI movie called Paths of Glory (Kirk Douglas). Didn't think that was it but I tried. :laugh:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445934/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Sometimes funny, often EXTREMELY uncomfortable movie. Might be good for mathletes though
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I know the movie you are talking about but I'm not a Will Ferrell fan. Don't know what it is about that guy (other than stupid comedy) but when I see him in a movie, my reaction is similar to the one I get when obama speaks. <<shutter>>jgreenberg01 wrote:Nope. If you care to see the answer:
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Sometimes funny, often EXTREMELY uncomfortable movie. Might be good for mathletes though
Some stupid comedy I like (Supertroopers) & some I don't (Dumb & Dumber), but most of his are in the not column.
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Yoda for the win!
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If I were to invest in garden gnomes but not zombie garden gnomes:
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People pay ridiculous amounts of money for caviar (aka fish eggs).
Women don't use all of the eggs their bodies produce right? So when a woman dies, we should harvest the unused eggs and sell them.
We could call it cadaviar.
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We could call it cadaviar.
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:lmao:Rapier1772 wrote:People pay ridiculous amounts of money for caviar (aka fish eggs).
Women don't use all of the eggs their bodies produce right? So when a woman dies, we should harvest the unused eggs and sell them.
We could call it cadaviar.
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My first thought is, "Gee that's awfully SICK!"
My second thought is, "And these are people I call my friends."
My third thought is, "Pfft. Duh."
My second thought is, "And these are people I call my friends."
My third thought is, "Pfft. Duh."
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If a kid asks why it is raining, tell him/her/it that God is crying. When asked why God is crying, say "Because of what you did."
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Hah I always tell mine the Angles saw what you did and are pissing on you.
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There is no humor to that at all!
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Did you read the whole thing? The business posting that sign is what makes it a funny.
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I read it and got the joke but if you were an infantry company commander and sent a number of dead troopers home, you wouldn't laugh either.
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