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Used to see those stupid signs from the Brady campaign whenever we'd drive down to destin or Panama city. What a sad, silly organization.
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Not as bad as Westboro...
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True!fooschnickens wrote:Not as bad as Westboro...
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Very Close.
but most of those are funny. That bobcat one is a crap your pants kinda thing.
but most of those are funny. That bobcat one is a crap your pants kinda thing.
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That's no bobcat.ynoty3k wrote:Very Close.
but most of those are funny. That bobcat one is a crap your pants kinda thing.
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I dunno, looks more like a Nittany Lion to me.
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:lmao:
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Oh god there'd be stabbins for thatfirestorm248 wrote:
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It could work...
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I like how the cat was attached to the generator...
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I didn't get the Daily Tribune poster at first.
When I saw it, I shook my head and am keeping my comments to myself. :facepalm: :lmao:
When I saw it, I shook my head and am keeping my comments to myself. :facepalm: :lmao:
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I had to go back and look at it again too blue. I'm not sure how the hell she got that in there in the first place.
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I didn't know what you guys were referring to, then I went back also. That has to be a joke!sabotteur wrote:I had to go back and look at it again too blue. I'm not sure how the hell she got that in there in the first place.
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sabotteur wrote:I had to go back and look at it again too blue. I'm not sure how the hell she got that in there in the first place.
That's what her OB/GYN said too. Bazinga.
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TWSSsabotteur wrote:I had to go back and look at it again too blue. I'm not sure how the hell she got that in there in the first place.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/1 ... 95745.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Shanaya just wanted her cheeseburger.
Shanaya just wanted her cheeseburger.
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Thanksgiving PSA, Shatner's Dingle Dangle.
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Well what can I say, other then I recognize where the video was shot.
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I have fried close to 1000 turkeys, our Fire Dept used that as a fundraiser for several years. We would have 10-15 pots going at the same time and we have never had a fire.
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This sink is clogged...
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Finally!! Proof they do!
I would spot for this sniper any day :drool:
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Here's a little more info on the Carbon fiber stormtroopers
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So cool!
Forget the like button, I'm pressing the Need button.
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:laugh: :laugh: Is that modern art now?
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how true
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:thumb:freelienr wrote:how true
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+ for all government spending, people seem to forget that's how it works... i'm failing to see the humor in it though
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That's just awesome :thumb:
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jgreenberg01 wrote:That's just awesome :thumb:
:thumb: Just needs a little more cowbell.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:Llagoud wrote::thumb: Just needs a little more cowbell.
Love it!
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The musical stylings of Mike Tyson
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"bat man and robin have landed the plane."
"shift happens"
and a nice rhyme at the end.
edit, assist: you just need this bit> [you tube]22zzat-_Y3I[/you tube]
Thanks i can only get this to work 4 out of 10 times.
"shift happens"
and a nice rhyme at the end.
edit, assist: you just need this bit> [you tube]22zzat-_Y3I[/you tube]
Thanks i can only get this to work 4 out of 10 times.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy :laugh:
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:clap: :laugh:
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Man I need that.
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I need 10 of them constantly circling me. That way those pesky government agencies that don't exists can't get anymore pictures of me and my alien girlfriend with our batboy son walking our chupacabra.
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Who knows what this license plate means?
Before anyone says anything about posting personal info, this was taken off of another website. It doesn't tell you what it means, just that no one has asked what it means. Hint: it's a shooting thing.
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it means "Right between the eyes" - brain teasers are fun
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Smeg! That didn't take long :furious:
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I don't get the rhino picture. I'm not sure if it's from being sick or the lack of sleep or a combination.
Can someone please break it down for me.
Can someone please break it down for me.
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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I got it. What a great movie. :thumb:Rapier1772 wrote:Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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You are now classified as younger generation. Thank you for using interweb memes.blueorison wrote:I don't get the rhino picture. I'm not sure if it's from being sick or the lack of sleep or a combination.
Can someone please break it down for me.
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I love being classified as the younger generation. Gives me an excuse to be immature and dumb, Which I am...
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Nooooooo! I remember Ace Ventura, but I watched all of them and it was too much to remember!MrSlippyFist wrote:You are now classified as younger generation. Thank you for using interweb memes.blueorison wrote:I don't get the rhino picture. I'm not sure if it's from being sick or the lack of sleep or a combination.
Can someone please break it down for me.
I don't really know what generation I am since I migrated and it's all weird. I have 0 knowledge about music back then, which is very glaring when someone plays a song that everyone knows but me... but everything else I'm ok on.
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LOLLLLL SO HARD AT THE LAST ONE.
Oh man this thread never fails to make me laugh so loud.
Oh man this thread never fails to make me laugh so loud.
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Haha @ the last one.
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Ten to one his gay porn site showed up. Because only mos use chrome :p
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I thought these go so well together :laugh:
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I'm speechless.
I'm not a meanspirited person, but I don't know how she can stand up.
I'm not a meanspirited person, but I don't know how she can stand up.
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Please don't be mean Blue, I'm sure she's a great group of gals...blueorison wrote:I'm speechless.
I'm not a meanspirited person, but I don't know how she can stand up.
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Does she have teef?
Seriously?
Seriously?
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Hehehe, yeah.
I've seen that pic before and the eyes remind me of a pug my wife used to have.
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...or Marty Feldman. Hump? What hump?
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Her youtube handle is nanaluvstrouble...I think we all know that nana loves more than trouble. Jus sayin and kudos for not being afraid to hide her teef and uhhh sing?
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Edited now that I'm at a computer to have the video up on here.
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Pricelesssmpsmp wrote:A friend just sent me this link, and I'm posting from my crackberry so I only have the link for the vid for now.
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So, this guy goes in for a vasectomy. His coworkers were commenting on how irritable he was from the surgery. I said "What'd you expect? I knew he'd be going off on everyone half-cocked."
Actually said this in the hallway at work today. Thought it was kinda witty.
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NICE.
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I must be having a blonde moment. I don't get this one? :ponder:Rapier1772 wrote:
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Portable stripper pole.
Of course I could be wrong...
Of course I could be wrong...
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nothing ever works right!
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A buddy sent me this. Thought I'd share:
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize.
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.
If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, ?what does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale.
To call Louise a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door.
'What the hell is that?' she asked.
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
'Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.
I kept my mouth shut.
'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jay said, to steer her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, ?Hang on Granny, hang on!'
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up t o me and said, ' Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jay's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
I can't wait until next Christmas.
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize.
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.
If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, ?what does this do?' 'You're kidding me!' 'Who would buy that?' Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. 'Love Dolls' come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for 'Lovable Louise.' She was at the bottom of the price scale.
To call Louise a 'doll' took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy, but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door.
'What the hell is that?' she asked.
My brother quickly explained, 'It's a doll.'
'Who would play with something like that?' Granny snapped.
I kept my mouth shut.
'Where are her clothes?' Granny continued.
'Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,' Jay said, to steer her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless. 'Why doesn't she have any teeth?'
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, ?Hang on Granny, hang on!'
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up t o me and said, ' Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?' I told him she was Jay's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the mantel, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health.
I can't wait until next Christmas.
Never confuse 'The will of the Majority' with 'The will of God'.
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Duct tape... FTW.
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Cyberfly wrote:I must be having a blonde moment. I don't get this one? :ponder:Rapier1772 wrote:
Hahahaha....My sixteen year old knew what that was. I blame her mother
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Just saw Michael Phelps in a Subway commercial. Think they're going after the munchies crowd? :laugh:
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ain't it the truth?!
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Amen bruddah!
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I think I'd change it to "The gold... I left the gold in the..."
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The Most Interesting Guy In The World has a cousin apparently...
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A guy I used to work with had a business card like that.
His wife had them made for him for Xmas one year.
I'm still not sure if he was a 'picker' or a 'hoarder', but he had these little trails throughout his house to get from one room to the other. His office at the state building was the same way...looked like a cluttered mess.
The strangest thing was, you could ask him for a memo from four years ago and he could turn in his chair, punch his hand into a stack of papers 3 feet tall (blindly, I might add) and pull out the exact memo you were asking for. It was like watching a Chris Angel magick act every time...friggin unbelievable.
His wife had them made for him for Xmas one year.
I'm still not sure if he was a 'picker' or a 'hoarder', but he had these little trails throughout his house to get from one room to the other. His office at the state building was the same way...looked like a cluttered mess.
The strangest thing was, you could ask him for a memo from four years ago and he could turn in his chair, punch his hand into a stack of papers 3 feet tall (blindly, I might add) and pull out the exact memo you were asking for. It was like watching a Chris Angel magick act every time...friggin unbelievable.
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