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vitaliy
04-05-2007, 02:38 PM
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys ! when th ey visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines! :SS (Posted per request of our new member "SERGEY")

btown02
04-05-2007, 02:40 PM
False, did not happen.

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

Medula Oblongata
04-05-2007, 03:10 PM
Still very funny.. Still a salient point. :)

smeman
04-05-2007, 04:14 PM
btown02, are you a sentient computer? Your speed and range of knowledge are amazing.

Medula Oblongata
04-05-2007, 04:29 PM
That's what happend when you're retarted.. er, I mean, retired with nothing else to do.. :D

smeman
04-05-2007, 05:01 PM
Whir click beep, I mean OK.

btown02
04-05-2007, 05:03 PM
That's what happend when you're retarted.. er, I mean, retired with nothing else to do.. :D
Is that a bad thing? :D

jmz5
04-05-2007, 06:05 PM
Funny story anyway. :)

EARS
04-05-2007, 09:53 PM
To bad it wasn't true. I would of paid almost anything to be present if it was. SEMPER FI!

Medula Oblongata
04-05-2007, 10:28 PM
Yes, Always Faithful. Let us all be that way!

vitaliy
04-05-2007, 10:48 PM
Storry may not be true, but the moral behind does the trick.:D

panzermk2
04-05-2007, 11:30 PM
смешно

jmz5
04-05-2007, 11:32 PM
да

vitaliy
04-05-2007, 11:33 PM
Именно это я думаю!

Medula Oblongata
04-05-2007, 11:51 PM
То, что является большинством rediculous, - то, что сравнение является верным!

panzermk2
04-05-2007, 11:58 PM
Я сказал смешно. Я не могу помочь ей, если она google перевод всех reset

Medula Oblongata
04-06-2007, 12:20 AM
Panzer, that just don't make no sense!!! :)

panzermk2
04-06-2007, 12:36 AM
Google translate changes funny to ridiculous. What you think I know Российская :MM

Medula Oblongata
04-06-2007, 12:47 AM
No, I think you've been питье слишком большого количества алкоголя and haven't any idea as to what you're saying.

panzermk2
04-06-2007, 12:55 AM
пьет много алкоголя НИ В КОЕМ СЛУЧАЕ! У меня не было еще падение. Работа с документацией, так что все сделано до праздника

vitaliy
04-06-2007, 12:56 AM
I think if we were drinking together, we'd anderstand each other just fiiine..:D Hey guys, i think we need to go out again, for some russian golf some time .....

panzermk2
04-06-2007, 12:57 AM
да русский в гольф в самое ближайшее время!

panzermk2
04-06-2007, 01:01 AM
I want to try out my new golf club in the sand traps

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/merkava4.jpg

vitaliy
04-06-2007, 01:09 AM
Now, that's kind of golf corse i' talking about! Count me in!

Medula Oblongata
04-06-2007, 01:09 AM
Единственная вещь, хуже чем российский гольф - гольф! :p

Medula Oblongata
04-06-2007, 01:10 AM
I'll take a 46 handicap against your club.

vitaliy
04-06-2007, 01:12 AM
what is 46 handicap?

panzermk2
04-06-2007, 01:17 AM
Magazines limited to 46 rounds :lmao:











Photobucket is messing up and not playing the vid just the audio unlees you click the image

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/th_tiger122.jpg (http://s39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/?action=view&current=tiger122.flv)

Medula Oblongata
04-06-2007, 01:21 AM
A handicap is the number of points 'gifted' to a player to allow him to play against a better opponent. Lets say a good golf player is able to play the entire course in 150 strokes of the club. but a lesser player need 200. A handicap will automatically place 20 - 25 points against the superior player in order to allow the inexperineced one a chance at beating him.

I'm not sure how to explain it better :)

vitaliy
04-06-2007, 01:26 AM
Are you a golf player?:confused:

panzermk2
04-06-2007, 01:35 AM
Russian Golf







http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/Guns/th_a10-4.jpg (http://s39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/Guns/?action=view&current=a10-4.flv)

Medula Oblongata
04-06-2007, 01:38 AM
Are you a golf player?:confused:
At one time I liked to beat a ball around the links.. But a player? Nyet. I was more interested in the girls who drove the 'beer cart' around the course.. :D

vitaliy
04-06-2007, 01:40 AM
Just checking.:MM

panzermk2
04-06-2007, 01:40 AM
My OLD golf club.........................



http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/Guns/th_TIGER-SC.jpg (http://s39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/Guns/?action=view&current=TIGER-SC.flv)

vitaliy
04-06-2007, 01:43 AM
Russian Golf







http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/Guns/th_a10-4.jpg (http://s39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/Guns/?action=view&current=a10-4.flv) Lookes like A10 TANK BUSTER. Good luck finding a caddy for one of this thinks.:)

panzermk2
04-06-2007, 01:46 AM
No Problem








http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/Guns/th_a10-1.jpg (http://s39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/Guns/?action=view&current=a10-1.flv)

Medula Oblongata
04-06-2007, 01:50 AM
That's one bad ass kaddy... I hope Happy Gilmore doesn't employ him...!

"The price is wrong, biaaaatch!!!" :D

smeman
04-06-2007, 06:46 AM
Not bad at all btown.Just amazin to watch, is all.

cchristrules60
04-06-2007, 08:10 AM
Danget BTown stop ruining my fantasies. I would have loved someone to shut up one of those NPR Libs. I guess I will just continue to believe the interview to be true in order to make myself feel better.

Sergey
04-07-2007, 12:57 AM
True or False, still the funniest crap I have ever read in my life.

btown02
04-07-2007, 04:05 AM
True or False, still the funniest crap I have ever read in my life.
Welcome to the forum. It would have been even better if true.