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p99guy
02-15-2007, 06:42 PM
well I have seen it all, you can pay this place to mail a dog poo present to somebody you ah like

http://www.dogdoo.com/guestphotoalbum.asp
Just click on the "dog Poo.com" in the upper left corner to get to the interior of the site.
when you care to send the very best.........

btown02
02-15-2007, 06:44 PM
What was Justin's address again? :D

jmz5
02-15-2007, 06:45 PM
Haha, I should send some to kamo for his wedding gift, lol

Medula Oblongata
02-15-2007, 06:46 PM
I want some... :D

jmz5
02-15-2007, 06:46 PM
What was Justin's address again? :D
If I get a dog poo gift, you are off the syrup list.:D

p99guy
02-15-2007, 06:46 PM
I loved the donor descriptions...I have never seen poo described in such a way.

btown02
02-15-2007, 06:47 PM
If I get a dog poo gift, you are off the syrup list.:D
It will be well after syrup season. :D

p99guy
02-15-2007, 06:49 PM
they will even send it delivery conformation..........For all you do! this poo for you!

Medula Oblongata
02-15-2007, 06:54 PM
I'd love to send that to someone I know.. Where's Panzer's address..? I seem to have misplaced it.. AH! Here it is! Harvard Illinois... :D

"Dear Panzer.

I suggest you eat a bag full of this and choke!

Sincerely,

MO"

:D

p99guy
02-15-2007, 06:55 PM
the dog poo poem


DOG POO

Dog Poo... it's stuck to my shoe.

A stained souvenir of what I've trodden through.

Dog Poo... on this Earth with one goal.

Its purpose in life is to cling to my sole.

Dog Poo... causing others to scoff,

At my meagre efforts to scrape the stuff off.

Dog Poo... on the ground so profuse.

Despite all the red bins that get little use.

Dog Poo... waiting also for you.

And when you step in it... I will laugh, too.

Medula Oblongata
02-15-2007, 07:07 PM
A dog poo haiku..

I walked without shoes
found a squishy lump with foot
glad for soap and water

Nosferatu
02-15-2007, 07:49 PM
If I get a dog poo gift, you are off the syrup list.:D

Speaking of that, I seem to have been neglected. Perhaps I need to go look up that address! :D

jmz5
02-15-2007, 07:52 PM
Yeah, you were, we had an issue with the syrup last year, some of the sap went bad.

Medula Oblongata
02-15-2007, 07:53 PM
Another poo haiku...

fed my dog some spam
he pissed on floor, crapped in shoes
bitter little turd

Medula Oblongata
02-15-2007, 07:57 PM
Speaking of spam, how about a few Haiku's on that topic?

Open can, insert
member..wham! Bam! Thank you spam!
autoerotic



And...

Two men in boat not
to eat but spam, two weeks later
one man left in boat

Nosferatu
02-15-2007, 07:59 PM
Yeah, you were, we had an issue with the syrup last year, some of the sap went bad.

I don't want to hear your sappy excuses. :D

jmz5
02-15-2007, 08:02 PM
Depending on how the flow goes this year, I will make up for last year.

btown02
02-15-2007, 08:03 PM
Depending on how the flow goes this year, I will make up for last year.
It's either that or a couple of cases of poo. :D

Medula Oblongata
02-15-2007, 08:10 PM
It seems that everyone is purposefully ignoring my dog poo haiku taunts... Perhaps I should just start a thread for everyone to post their poems and song lyrics..

btown02
02-15-2007, 08:12 PM
It seems that everyone is purposefully ignoring my dog poo haiku taunts.
Remember this is not the Cage.

Medula Oblongata
02-15-2007, 08:14 PM
And?

I didn't say anything resque.

Or are you politely telling me to shove it and go somewhere else!?! :D

jmz5
02-15-2007, 08:15 PM
It seems that everyone is purposefully ignoring my dog poo haiku taunts... Perhaps I should just start a thread for everyone to post their poems and song lyrics..
I have been enjoying your haikus.:D

btown02
02-15-2007, 08:16 PM
I didn't say anything resque.

No, but how far away can it be? :D

Medula Oblongata
02-15-2007, 08:17 PM
Arms reach, perhaps?

I think I will start a poetry thread after all..

btown02
02-15-2007, 08:20 PM
I think I will start a poetry thread after all..
Ok, Edgar Allan Poo go ahead. :D

Nosferatu
02-15-2007, 08:35 PM
Ok, Edgar Allan Poo go ahead. :D

Now THAT'S funny right there, I don't care who you are! :MM

Medula Oblongata
02-15-2007, 08:37 PM
FIne then, and in the style of Poe and The Raven...http://fivesevenforum.com/forums/showthread.php?p=66784#post66784

kamo
02-15-2007, 10:16 PM
i'll post Justin's work address.

jmz5
02-15-2007, 11:07 PM
Haha, you do and I will send you a package of my dogs home made poo and packing peanuts, all together spring loaded to "eject" when you open the box :p

p99guy
02-15-2007, 11:39 PM
yep, nothing says BUUUUEYAAAAH !!!like dogpoo mixed with packing peanuts at 200fps.

panzermk2
02-16-2007, 12:12 AM
MO met my overgrown crap machine. I got plenty to mail out.

Kamo what are your wedding colors? I can feed them to the dog so the Poo matches.

Since Justins sap is weak next time I am at the office in Meredith NH I will put the word score some and move in on Justins sweet brown territory

panzermk2
02-16-2007, 12:20 AM
Yeah go there you SICKOS http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e169/panzermk2/emocons/idhitit.gif

p99guy
02-16-2007, 12:52 AM
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2849/doggiedooeateryk6.jpg

kamo
02-16-2007, 08:36 AM
Remember Justin, 3 dogs and 4 cats = more poo than you