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p99guy
01-15-2007, 09:31 AM
a Montana darwin award winner........

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/10730633/detail.html

Medula Oblongata
01-15-2007, 09:34 AM
I wouldn't call him "xtra large," John, He's our size...

I consider myself to be of appropriate size for my height and bone structure. :D

p99guy
01-15-2007, 09:56 AM
lol He and we are XL when it comes to crawling through airducts, and down chimneys ect.

Medula Oblongata
01-15-2007, 09:58 AM
Speak for yourself!

*I* am not XL, the duct is XS!!! Its discrimination, pure and simple!

p99guy
01-15-2007, 10:10 AM
As Dirty Harry says: "A mans got to know his limitations" (6 foot, 280 lbs Just isnt a tunnel rat make) lol

Medula Oblongata
01-15-2007, 10:26 AM
And as Fat Bastard says "The world just ain't made big enough for a food lovin' man.."

EARS
01-15-2007, 10:33 AM
He should have been on the beer diet before trying anything like this.

Medula Oblongata
01-15-2007, 10:38 AM
*exactly*

btown02
01-15-2007, 12:34 PM
I wouldn't call him "xtra large," John, He's our size...
I consider myself to be of appropriate size for my height and bone structure.
You guys must be huge. I'm a petite 245 pounds myself. :D

Medula Oblongata
01-15-2007, 04:21 PM
Thats what I was saying, James!! I'm a whoppin' 260 at 6' 1 1/2", and I don't feel that I'm 'xtra large' by any means. In my way of thinking, the rest of the world is simply catering to the less evolved, cro-magnon types who had to be smaller so that they could scurry and hide from predators. Since man has evolved to be the apex predator, we no longer need to hide from nasties and can grow larger.

Its also my belief that people were smaller in times past as a direct result of mal-nutrition which was caused by the inability to produce enough food for the body to reach its full potential. Since the end of the last ice age some 10k years ago, man has been becoming steadily larger and more intelligent. No longer are instincts as important as learned behaviour, nor running away as sure a survival mechanism as facing one's enemy.

Or at least that's what I tell myself..

So, to all of you less evolved shaved apes out there, I have this message: "Bow to your new master!" "D

btown02
01-15-2007, 10:17 PM
I'm 6'3" and my Doctor still wants me to drop another 45 pounds. He just dosen't see it my way. :D

Roland L
01-15-2007, 11:19 PM
Well you guys have be beat in the mass dept, but I've got an inch or two on ya, here I am at a petite 6'4" and 235lbs :)

Guess I'm no tunnel rat candidate either, and Doctors always want you to lose weight :)

panzermk2
01-15-2007, 11:21 PM
Like I have said before certain members and Mods here could CCW an RPG under a loose fitting 5.11 vest

Medula Oblongata
01-16-2007, 10:15 AM
... and Doctors always want you to lose weight :)

I try my best to loose it, but somehow it keeps finding its way back.

I am so disgusted with myself nowadays. I've always been a little pudgy, but now when I look at my belly, it screams "wang chung" at me..

I have been seriously considering talking to the doc about some surgical diet assistance. That or a shop vac do-it-yourself home liposuction experience :D

EARS
01-16-2007, 04:38 PM
I'm at 265. I've told to loose 80lbs. I'm only 5'7".

sturmgewehr
01-17-2007, 03:56 PM
Speak for yourself!

*I* am not XL, the duct is XS!!! Its discrimination, pure and simple!
I guess that depends on what size Polo shirt you wear. :) If the tag says XL then you're and XL darn it!

Solidarnosc
01-17-2007, 04:36 PM
He was probably killed by a Belgian waffle anti-burglar system.