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08-22-2006, 07:02 PM

Medula Oblongata
08-22-2006, 08:26 PM
What they forgot to mention was that the little girl was saying: "Dirka Dirka Mahommed Jihad" before they pulled her aside for extra inspection...

In all fairness, the littel girl could actually be a 35 year old male midget Arab in costume.. :MM

08-22-2006, 10:03 PM

08-24-2006, 12:58 AM
It takes all kinds in this world

08-24-2006, 03:56 PM
The really stupid part is that if they had NOT checked out the little girl, there would have been a half dozen morons behind them saying "how did she get away without being checked?'.
Then of course, the Arab Terrorists HAVE used little girls and boys loaded with explosives to kill Israelis before.

08-24-2006, 04:10 PM
Then we must remember that one of those "Islamic" terrioists ..well actually 2 (husband and wife) that was caught had there infant..or toddle with them ..last month ....can anyone say formula!!!! :soap:

08-27-2006, 09:24 PM
I have been trying to decide how the TSA does it. Let's assume that 50% of the US population has no common sense. From my experience, 99% of TSA workers have no common sense. So is it a case of almost all applicants to the TSA coming from that half of the population with no common sense, or does TSA training stomp common sense out of people?

I've seen some crazy things done by TSA. My money clip (which has about as much metal content as a couple of nickels) set off a wand and they ran it through an x-ray machine all by itself. A TSA worker FREAKED over my laptop bag and called for a special check because "it had wires in it." NO! Wires in my laptop bag? Could it be... the POWER SUPPLY? And the list goes on and on...

08-30-2006, 07:09 AM
I was a police officer for Wilmington International Airport for quite some time and I do have to agree that TSA workers are a bunch of slack-jawed, mouth breathing morons.

One called a security breach because our bomb dog (detector not explosive laden dog lol) ran a few yards down the exit lane to collect his Kong ball.

One decided to hand wand a prisoner in the custody of US Marshalls, despite the handcuffs, shackles, belly band and other assorted stainless steel and nickel plated chains, cuffs etc- and demanded they be removed prior to the wanding (just what you want to do to a dangerous, violent, Federal felon)

Management (TSA) decided we'd have to wait in the screening line and be hand wanded in the event of an emergency (despite our cuffs, pepper spray, magazines and big honking .45 pistols) before being allowed to proceed. This included stripping all metal off, to include our badges.

The list goes on and on.

Then again we can't have them hand wanding the dark skinned dude from Damascus with the big bulge around his middle, assorted wires sticking out of his shirt, pink claylike substances taped to his body and a slight smell of cat piss. That'd be racial profiling.

They are all a huge pack of dumbasses, and the worst part is some actually think they are LEOs.

We all hated them coming in. When this first came out current screeners (some on the job for 15+ years) could test to keep their jobs. They were primarily minority females (at our airport). They were EXTREMELY good at catching prohibited items, and very customer oriented. They were not too book-smart however and many failed, to be replaced by (and I sh*t you not) the night manager of a Waffle House.

Remember the photoshopped M1 Abrams with "We're from BATF- We're here to help" on the front? Same applies to TSA.