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748
03-18-2006, 06:56 PM
We need a thread to list the Threats to humanity.
So what we have...
Just alphabetical order.
Aliens (bad ET's)
Asteroids/comets hitting the earth.
Borg, (a combo alien/zombie/terminator)
Famine
Robots, killer types (terminators)
Storms, perfect
Zombies, to include freakish mutant monsters.
I know I left some out.
Lets compile a list of them and what to do about them.
btown02
03-18-2006, 07:11 PM
Has anyone told you that you have to much time on your hands? :D
kamo
03-18-2006, 07:25 PM
hahaha that was wrong.
btown02
03-18-2006, 07:28 PM
hahaha that was wrong.
But true. :)
748
03-18-2006, 10:17 PM
This is funny
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41676
panzermk2
03-18-2006, 10:18 PM
you forgot gun grabben Liberals :mad:
panzermk2
03-18-2006, 10:25 PM
what to do about them also..........................................................
Lay out a pile of Che Guevara T-shirts, a couple of bags of weed, and a bong with dirty water in it.

The as they arrive shoot them in the head with sobsonic 5.7 out of a canned IOM/USG.
They won't mind the pile of bodies since the fresh ones will think the pile is stoned and passed out. Smell won't be a problem since they bath less then the French
jmz5
03-19-2006, 06:35 AM
avian influenza A is stirring the pot a little
panzermk2
03-19-2006, 10:33 AM
hopefuly that will thin the heard
Prolix
03-19-2006, 03:15 PM
Lay out a pile of Che Guevara T-shirts, a couple of bags of weed, and a bong with dirty water in it.

The as they arrive shoot them in the head with sobsonic 5.7 out of a canned IOM/USG.
They won't mind the pile of bodies since the fresh ones will think the pile is stoned and passed out. Smell won't be a problem since they bath less then the French
ROFL @ this.

Anyway, I don't quite understand: why do we need a threat list anyway? And the stock "because 748 has too much time on his hands" answer just won't cut it!
Nosferatu
03-19-2006, 03:19 PM
ROFL @ this.

Anyway, I don't quite understand: why do we need a threat list anyway? And the stock "because 748 has too much time on his hands" answer just won't cut it!

How else are we going to know who to shoot at?
jmz5
03-19-2006, 03:29 PM
lol, for sure
oatmeal
03-19-2006, 09:16 PM
you forgot supervillans and cell phone radiation. lobotomization by american idol? death by paper cuts from our futuristic paperless society (i was promised one in high school!)
Prolix
03-19-2006, 09:54 PM
El Niņo. (OK, maybe a little too `90's, but I heard it's planning a comeback!)
panzermk2
03-19-2006, 11:07 PM
El Niņo. (OK, maybe a little too `90's, but I heard it's planning a comeback!)

yep every 30yrs, by then I should have a PS90
Nosferatu
03-20-2006, 12:43 AM
El Niņo. (OK, maybe a little too `90's, but I heard it's planning a comeback!)

It's responsible for taking out a couple guns of mine :(
jmz5
03-20-2006, 12:12 PM
yep every 30yrs, by then I should have a PS90lol, yep :D
Prolix
03-20-2006, 12:17 PM
New threat alert: Snakes On A Plane (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/)! (Link (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/).)

If they're a threat to Samuel L. Jackson, they're a threat to me! 'The enemy of my Mace Windu is my enemy', or something.
kamo
03-20-2006, 01:41 PM
lol Sam jackson... Yes i hope they die, and i hope they burn in hell!
tqtran
03-20-2006, 02:09 PM
Don't forget a pole shift. Guns aren't going to help you with that one.
Medula Oblongata
03-20-2006, 02:39 PM
The biggest threat to humanity today is ME. I just ate 3 big plates full of "chile del fuego" complete with beans and cheese!!! Your guns and bomb shelters will not save you! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here! Muhahahaha :MM
Paratrooper117
03-20-2006, 03:56 PM
Taxes!!!!
kamo
03-20-2006, 04:43 PM
The biggest threat to humanity today is ME. I just ate 3 big plates full of "chile del fuego" complete with beans and cheese!!! Your guns and bomb shelters will not save you! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here! Muhahahaha :MM

So we could possibly looking at a hot load MO.

thats scary... MO +p+
Nosferatu
03-20-2006, 05:07 PM
The biggest threat to humanity today is ME. I just ate 3 big plates full of "chile del fuego" complete with beans and cheese!!! Your guns and bomb shelters will not save you! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here! Muhahahaha :MM

Please stay out of the reloading section today! :D
jmz5
03-20-2006, 05:08 PM
It think i see some signs of too much pressure :D
btown02
03-20-2006, 05:14 PM
Please stay out of the reloading section today! :D
Gas and gun powder, a very bad combo. :)
jmz5
03-20-2006, 05:15 PM
Gas and gun powder, a very bad combo. :)
explosive combination! :D
Prolix
03-20-2006, 05:41 PM
I challenged one of my friends who's currently pursuing a Civil Engineering major at the U of M to build one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_Sphere.

If anyone, but especially him, ever succeeds in building one of these... it must be immediately shot to pieces.
jmz5
03-23-2006, 07:32 PM
that thing makes my brain hurt :D
Prolix
03-23-2006, 08:14 PM
that thing makes my brain hurt :D


See?! :eek: It's threatening us already! :MM
jmz5
03-23-2006, 08:15 PM
wheres my tin foil hat?
p99guy
03-23-2006, 09:01 PM
Wearing spandex without a spandex permit........and it should be really hard to get one.
...and no bright lime green spandex period.
kamo
03-23-2006, 10:41 PM
i need a permit now?
panzermk2
03-23-2006, 10:50 PM
Wearing spandex without a spandex permit........and it should be really hard to get one.
...and no bright lime green spandex period.

But my wife loves it when I paraid around in my lime green spandex CROTCHLESS bike shorts :(
jmz5
03-24-2006, 09:34 AM
She might like it, but we dont want that image :D