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p99guy
01-23-2006, 04:32 PM
A good wholesome activity for the kids on a rainy day :D

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9881/1114749ow.jpg

p99guy
01-23-2006, 04:34 PM
http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/6489/1129481gd.jpg

rips31
01-23-2006, 05:00 PM
lol...if only red-light cameras had grenade launchers on them. the streets would be a safer place.

gundoc
01-23-2006, 05:20 PM
thanks p99guy because of the hampster one i had to change my drawers..LOL..where did that come from?

gundoc
01-23-2006, 06:17 PM
Fighting hampsters from the sky,
Some will live and some will die;
Hampsters have nothing to fear,
The fighting hampsters of Calontir.

Silver tape upon their backs,
A broadsword is all they lack;
Fifty hampsters fight a war,
They won't win without fifty more.

Trained by jumping off the roof,
Trained in combat -- tooth to tooth;
Hampsters fight both far and near,
The fighting hampsters of Calontir.

Riding high upon our helms,
Their war-cry -- it overwhelms;
All opponents become weak,
At their fearsome "squeaky-squeak".

Back at home, Pavel waits,
His fighting hampster has met his fate;
He has died drinking beer,
The fighting hampster of Calontir.

Estrella verse:
Once again, it's off to war,
This time we number a dozen more; (alt: but a score)
We will fight for those in need,
So this year it's with Caid. (alt:Once again,...)

Fighting hampsters jump from planes,
Fighting hampsters fall like rain;
Some will live, but most will die,
Stupid creatures cannot fly!

same tune as the green beret song

TripleTap
01-23-2006, 08:54 PM
LOL :MM

panzermk2
01-23-2006, 10:42 PM
It's so wrong in a good way

btown02
01-23-2006, 10:45 PM
Fighting hampsters from the sky,
Some will live and some will die;
Hampsters have nothing to fear,
The fighting hampsters of Calontir.

Silver tape upon their backs,
A broadsword is all they lack;
Fifty hampsters fight a war,
They won't win without fifty more.

Trained by jumping off the roof,
Trained in combat -- tooth to tooth;
Hampsters fight both far and near,
The fighting hampsters of Calontir.

Riding high upon our helms,
Their war-cry -- it overwhelms;
All opponents become weak,
At their fearsome "squeaky-squeak".

Back at home, Pavel waits,
His fighting hampster has met his fate;
He has died drinking beer,
The fighting hampster of Calontir.

Estrella verse:
Once again, it's off to war,
This time we number a dozen more; (alt: but a score)
We will fight for those in need,
So this year it's with Caid. (alt:Once again,...)

Fighting hampsters jump from planes,
Fighting hampsters fall like rain;
Some will live, but most will die,
Stupid creatures cannot fly!

same tune as the green beret song
Now that's just sick. :D

MidnightSon117
01-24-2006, 02:43 AM
"If your hampster squirms just squeeze him really hard to let him know you mean business..."

That is DANG funny!

panzermk2
01-24-2006, 10:08 AM
[QUOTE=MidnightSon117]"If your hampster squirms just squeeze him really hard to let him know you mean business..."
QUOTE]
Giving a Hampster the BUSINESS! OUCH!!!!!